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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) RIP
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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It's hard losing a good person in your life. My thoughts for his family.
I'll raise a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) to his memory - and it's not a bad idea to raise one for all those who have left us too soon.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The ever first Israeli Basketball League for people with special needs will start today at 18:00 (local time) in Jerusalem...
I will be there (as the ball)...
For the last 4 years I'm working with some of these and for the last half I'm actually living among them...I'm fascinating to see how it will develop...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I will be there (as the ball)...
You are going to be kicked by people with special needs?
Pictures? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Pictures?
I'm prepared to take some, but you have to talk to Chris to let me add them here 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That is already allowed. Just put them in your dropbox and provide a link here 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Y'asher Koach
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Congratulations, Kornfeld !
cheers, Bill
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: special needs
at the risk of getting completely flamed (but asking in a completely non-unkind manner) - does that mean they need a beer after every quarter?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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They are mostly for the candies...and need them every few minutes
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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↑→←↓[==] (8)
First four symbol should do the trick
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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mushroom
(just to move it)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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1W 4B
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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foreseen
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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4W
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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onscreen
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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1B 2W
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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newsroom
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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First 4 symbols represents North, East, West and south. NEWS 
you are up tommorrow
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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There are times when one should stop...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Man's greed has no limits
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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It's not greed, but curiosity of 'can I have it'...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Happy 2016 everybody, may it be better than 2015 on all levels.
Ready for another year of MQOTD?
A: What were you doing in El Salvador?
B: Working on my tan.
A: Why did you blow the building up?
B: It was blocking my sun.
Which movie?
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David Bowie forever
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The Specialist
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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