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Hogwarts has a new horse, called Harry Trotter – he's a hoof-blood prince.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And you are Dumb-ledore? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
modified 22-Oct-18 11:12am.
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Get your coat. I'll show you the Griffindor.
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He'll be slytherin out the door in a few minutes, fang you very much! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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He butter beer on his best behavior.
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...and a new Hearse. It's what the Death-Eaters use to go for lunch.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The mane response is saddled with that nagging Potter Prattle. The post could also be understud in a more equine vein, reining in the mindset. I hope this reply spurs more variety.
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I wand-er why you're such a Harry Potter neigh-sayer.
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Let me spell it out for you: the movies aren't hoof so bad as they seem.
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A Tuesday thought to cut the stress...interesting. LIke it 
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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Every website in 2018
The onyl bit of this that doesn't fit my normal experience is that I've found dismissing annoying popups with an adcontent blocker is more efficient than clicking the go away button because it's a near permanent dismissal not just an until next page load one.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Leslie was in the Soapbox[^] a little while ago...
But it's a good link all the same...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: Leslie was in the Soapbox[^] a little while ago...
But it's a good link all the same...
Doesn't count, the intended purpose of the Troll Pit is for flame war garbage that should be deleted unread and get the posters banned if the powers that be weren't so chicken.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Are you calling Leslie a troll? If anything, surely he would be a ghost... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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If Leslie is posting in the troll pit, I am, because anything in that cesspool can be assumed to be trolling of zero redeeming merit what so ever.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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DID YOU KNOW TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I really hate it when there is some serious business going on and people start hiding behind groups and organisations by saying things like 'we think this...' or 'we don't do that'. When the ice is thin enough or when things are serious enough, all you hear is 'we, we, we...'
My favorite response, tried first when I got the 'we' treatment from HR? 'Yes, your Majesty.'
'Are you trying to make fun of me?' (Absolutely, because I saw this appointment coming for almost a year.)
'No, but you used the pluralis majestatis, so I assumed you are some sort of nobility.'
So much for her trying to intimidate me. If that had not been enough, I would have carefully explained to her what it says about mental health when somebody constantly refers to himself in plural.
I just had a much less serious 'we,we,we' speech and His Majesty was even able to laugh after being called so. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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We enjoy reading your posts, and so say all of us 
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So say we all? Thats something totally different[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The correct question that she should have asked is ofc, "are you making fun of us?"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Very true, but she was too confused to notice that because that was not the reaction she wanted to see from me. The key to winning an argument is to derail the other's strategy. Intimidation does not work with me, especially if you are about half my size and you have to look up even when I'm peacefully sitting on a chair. In this case it was useless, but good practice anyway.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Intimidation does not work with me, especially if you are about half my size
Might be a reason why a bouncer is usually "a little bit" bigger than the average person visiting the club.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Of course, with the added bonus of the bouncer usually not bluffing.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: "is one are you making fun of us?"
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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