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Mike Hankey wrote: If you ever used a typewriter you would understand what an amazing device this was.
Tell me about it.
I spent so much of my life with a blue pencil in hand that I literally ran to the hardware shop (there weren't any computer shops, at the time) to buy one of those new-fangled difference-engine thingies, the day I learned of text editors.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My first job my boss had me take a luggable (KayPro was the name, I think?) to Mexico on a job I was doing so I could write reports. I hated the damn thing and never used it, as I had told him I wouldn't...as I remember it weighed about 35lbs, but it was an amazing device for the time.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Women are a labyrinth, my friend.
Which movie?
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The inside Job
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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How did you got my marriage video!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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My marriage avoidance video is your marriage video? This is getting complicated...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Marriage IS complicated 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Strange- I never had any complications with marriage .
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Now all know you never married... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's ok. I don't know wether it was Darwin or God who played that little prank on us, but whoever it was, I sure hope he finds it amusing. And I keep myself out of it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well actually it is a known fact it is our own fault (don't tell anyone!!)
Adam was running around in Eden and saw all the animals playing with their opposite sex and he felt lonely, so he asked God.
"God, sir, can't you build me a perfect mate to be with like the other animals have?"
And God replied:
"Sure thing Adam, I just need an eye, an ear and 5 ribs."
And Adam replied:
"What can you do with 1 rib?"
I'll get my coat...
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Oh, they really love it when I call them 'spare rib'.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So when women eat spare ribs they are actually canibals ! 
Now this takes a weird turn 
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Maze Runner[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Minotaur[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Avijnata wrote: What women want.
They usually don't know what they want themselves, but the do know that you are for some reason responsible for them not already having it and they want to have it right now.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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... and it'a all your fault. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mine? Why? What have I done? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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'What'? Who talking about 'what'? It is you we are talking about and your fault!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ask her! 
(But she'll just say "if you don't know, then ...", or explode. Or say it, and then explode.)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Edward Sissorhands cuts it's way through
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Now if you'd written a proper type safe script language that leads to JS burning in the 8 pits of hell [they added an extra one just for JS] then you'd be in bragging territory, but perpetuating the life of that abomination? May Nuggin strike you down!
Anyway, you seem happy. Deranged but happy. Have a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) . Have two.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: if you'd written a proper type safe script language that leads to JS
That's for people who aren't total masochists 
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