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V. wrote: Debbie does ... has never been done, yet
To be honest, unless it's a succession of damp slurpy noises, I'm not sure it's possible to quite that "fine piece of American Cinematography" - and having never seen it I wouldn't recognise quote from it anyway!*
V. wrote: Leaving on holiday after today
Have a wonderful Indoor Tree Season holiday! 
* I checked, and one quote is listed. It doesn't have any slurpy noises. And I'm not posting a link! Google "Debbie does quotes" and it comes up. Ooer...
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Happy holidays V.! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Happy holidays V and thanks for the brilliant stats 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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For God's sake don't tell anyone you stored the data in excel!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So I strayed the other side of the IO manager and put a service together, and lo and behold, the command line was gash. Hmm, I thought, WTF? So I googled it and apparently UNICODE services still take a char array command line! WTF!
Who the hell came up with this stupid idea!
--edit--
It gets worse, FormatMessageW() returns a char* array even though the docs say its a WCHAR.
modified 22-Dec-16 5:24am.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: FormatMessageW() returns a char* array
Are you sure your project settings are correct?
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Yeah, they are. The project is UNICODE, every thing I do is these days, used to it from the kernel I guess, but the command line, a TCHAR (it was a console appp created by the VS wizard) for argv. TCHAR is a wide char define when UINICODE is defined, but when running the code it wasnt the case, the command line fed in through VS's debugger was not wide char. Sucks eh?
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I have just discovered W3.CSS[^], an equivalent framework to Bootstrap and looking at it, it seems to give me all the function of Bootstrap, but, at first glance, seems easier to tailor.
Has anyone looked at/used W3.CSS? If so, what did you think of it as regards Bootstrap?
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I haven't tried it, but it looks interesting.. I wonder if they're going to start selling templates though?
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Looks pretty decent. I'll have to give it a try.
Marc
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About now, the habitable scrum's ball is in play. (9, 6)
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Christmas bauble? (anagram of habitable scrum's)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Well done - You are up tomorrow!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I have kept one of the most captivating movie quotes in cinema history for this final version of the MQOTD. It carries an entire movie with a single word.
Quote: Rosebud...
Take your most witty thoughts to the workbench and conjure up some replies worthy of the MQOTD's final edition!
Which movie?
As a reminder: MQOTD rules[^]
Later today I will post some statistics about the MQOTD.
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Citizen Smith
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POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Flowers for Algernon
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Roses for the Prosecutor[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Watch Out, We're Mad (1974) - IMDb[^]
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Tightpanic
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The brilliant Greenfingers[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The money pit!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Family Guy[^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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War of the Roses or an Austin Powers movie.
(I actually believe it was said in an Austin Powers movie but thought it would be funny to add)
Kane that citizen!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Central intelligence strikes again:
China may be using sea to hide its submarines![^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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