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Newton's Third Law of Emotion
For every male action, there is a female over-reaction.
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F = ma
Females think males are idiots, always.
Software Zen: delete this;
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S=ut+1/2at2
Where 'a' is the apparent cost, 'u' is the perceived saving and 't' is the time taken to explain why she absolutely needed the S (shoes).
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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You are not wrong there:
Ps = 1.0
Always has been, always will be. At the weekend, Dear Leader Mrs Wife saw a pair of those high heeled solid wedge type shoes. This is a style she has never worn. She bought them in case she ever has an outfit they suit.
face+palm.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: in case she ever has an outfit they suit
And you didn't understand the subtle hint that you were supposed to buy her that outfit? 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Some hints are sufficiently subtle and expensive that missing them is the right solution.
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I wonder if a woman invented the couch?, or a man that got tired of sleeping on the floor?
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And you can't spell "overreacting" without "ovary".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Doesn't work quite so well in writing, that one.
"Over-re", maybe?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You just have to imagine it being read by Peter Griffin.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: And you can't spell say "overreacting" without "ovary".
I feel like that works better...because there's no 'y' 
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You'll have to take that up with Seth McFarlane - it's a Family Guy quote.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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