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He did have chocolate before... but Ali ate it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I don't believe it she would leave some ...
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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You don't know Ali. There is a Bounty Drought for a 20km radius around her home, as quickly as they can get them in she's there *nom nom nom*
speramus in juniperus
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Ali has already logged in - and eaten it all... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Pls check with DeathByChocolate... 
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What can the client or colleague say to insult you(r work) (without sounding insulting)?
There are two sentences I find insulting:
1. Client or boss says: "I think it will be a small change".
2. "Why didn't you do it that way ?"
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I can insult our Requirement Guy by just happily laughing in the morning.
Insult is probably the wrong word, it just pisses him off.
Understandably, the project is a mess, and he has to clear most of the mess.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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I discovered one for bosses that works well: "You would think so, wouldn't you?". Combined with "That turns out not to be the case" it sounds authoritative without sounding insulting.
It's a polite way of saying "that's a really stupid idea" that sounds like "you missed a tiny detail"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I have one, that has been gnawing at me for maybe 20 years.
Once back in college, we were solving some problems in a Physics class. I had a bit of trouble getting started on one of the problems, but figured out a way to solve it. The professor was walking around the classroom, picked up and looked over my paper. Then he looked at me and asked "Did you come up with this all by yourself?"
He never told me if it was brilliant or brain dead. I have actually gotten the same thing once or twice since then and to this day I am not certain if I should consider it an insult or a praise (although I am leaning towards it being an insult).
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I remember solving an equation in a different manner to the manner my maths teacher was teaching us.
He was amazed I got the correct answer and tried my method with different inputs and got the correct answer each time.
Like your experience he was unable to say 'well done', however I guess my vengeance was in his utter confusion at why my method worked.
This was the same maths teacher who had me down as a dunce and when I got top marks in my public exam he said 'I always knew you would get top marks!'.
Those who can't...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 14-Feb-14 6:27am.
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I can see you have put a lot of work into this...
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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When people who don't code say that should be easy to implement or it shouldn't take long to implement.
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absolutley right same here :P
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Responses:
1) Given the current state of the system how would you implement the change.
2) If you had a better plan you should have told me.
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that those guys still spam CP, another reason why there is no logic and big Brains behind that 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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He is a CP employee engaged in testing. This is doing wonders for his KPIs.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I heard that he is a Flappy Bird fanatic with anger issues. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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having kids myself I just posted that on facebook.
(Although I could have used the real-life photo's  )
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Guilty as Charged.
speramus in juniperus
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After reading these, I have become extra nice to my family!
*************************
I told you I was sick
B P ROBERTS
May 17, 1929
June 18, 1979
***************
Here rests
Pancrazio Juvenales
1968-1993
He was a good husband,
a wonderful father,
but a bad electrician
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GUSTAVO
GUMERSINDA
GUTIERREZ
GUZMAN
1934-1989
Rest in Peace
A memory from all your sons (except Ricardo who did not pay any money)
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Here is resting
my dearest wife
BRUNJILDA
JALAMONTE
Lord, Please welcome her with
the same joy I send her to you
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TOMAS
JIMOTEO
CHINCHILLA
Rest in Peace,
Now you are in Lord's arms
Lord, watch your wallet
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I was dead to the world this morning and told my wife to put "Ronnie went Nigh Nigh" on my headstone.
Fancy I should see this today. 
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JOHN
JENKINS
May 30 1954
Jan 23 2010
Died from not forwarding that email to 10 people.
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I am the only one that thinks the C# intellisense is terrible? I remember back when I did VB.NET and intellisence was great. Visual Studio needs to step up and get this crap fixed. I had red "underlines" everywhere in my C# project and couldn't figure out why. I recompiled the code, they all went away and everything was good. So in order to get rid of
errors you have to compile? I love C# but the intellisence and errors it detects pisses me off
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It may have something to do with DLLs you would have referenced in your code.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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