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Ah, OK, I drive past there when O go home. I forget how young Germany is and really how many almost separate languages it has.
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Yeah there are a lot, the funniest Thing to see is the south German ppl getting subtitles in tv cause "nobody understands them" 
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Mostly it's the Eastern German people (escpecially from Saxonia) that get the subtitles.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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That's what Hitler would have said.
Therefore I lose.
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"We" in the Netherlands don't even have a common religion or culture, and this place is tiny.
There's The West (includes the middle), which is generally civilized. The East, which is mostly empty except for some pseudo-Germans. The South which is somehow Catholic unlike the rest of the country - they refuse to pronounce their G's correctly, and they vote for Wilders. The North, divided between separatists (with their own language and culture, stuck a century in the past) and communists (but most of them are students).
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This Angela Merkel[^]?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Das is nicht gut! [no, I can't speak German either]
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Old but quite good.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the EU rather than German
which was the other possibility.
 As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5
year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan
have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20 persent shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the
language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be
no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand
ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru!
And zen ve vil tak over ze world!
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Unfortunately not...[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I think that is the first time I have ever seen her with something resembling a smile on her face.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Did you know that fortune cookies aren't Chinese? They're American, based on a Japanese recipe.
Which movie?
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Clothes Flattening Person III: This Time it's Take-away.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Lethal Cookie 2
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Nigella Lawson Cookbook for dummies
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Isn't it from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest when they realise they're all crackers?
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One Flew Over The Cookie's Nest?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Celebrity Bluff.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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