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Run screaming for cover with his hands over his ears, I suspect!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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At least I wouldn't have to hear his screaming
My first thought was to revive Bon Scott and send Brian Johnson. But I realize that I prefer the current state.
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I'd bring back Michael Jackson, then rent a Hotel room for him to share with One Direction. Problem solved.
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I would revive Justin Beiber - Then I would never ever have to hear his drivel again
and I would send Wand Erection.
I have the joy of being able to remove my hearing aids so the song will bearly be heard beyond a humming 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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You'd have to kill him first. Triple joy.
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"We will listen to a little music, then fight the conductor on site."(11)
Should just please you enough.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Have just got home after dinner out, my first response ... This clue is so confusing that I really have no idea what he is on about.
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OK, have had time to peruse the clue ... I did get one for Christmas and my wife has a photo of me asleep in it.
I'm sooooo embarrassed that I actually wrote that ... I blame Nagy for introducing me to Hendrick's finest (gin that is).
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I must check in with MM next time I am out in the wilds of western Sydney as to why downunderites feel the the need to post to CP after partaking of a drink or two.
(mind you I have heard that Lutonites are fond of a wee tipple or two!)
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It is the bane of all those with a British Heritage.
We feel the call of the booze.
Although I have been good.
Not a drop of grog since New Years Eve.
I haven't taken the pledge or become a Methodist, I just needed to lose weight and save a bit of cash.
(Hoping to buy another house and need to get the deposit together a bit sharpish).
Back on it come April time.
(It being Gin, Pimms or Fruity Cider)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Well done! No way I could have managed that since New Year!
Mind you it is summer for us, and there are just too many opportunities for a GnT by the pool, to make abstinence attractive.
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This guy obviously should not have been left in control of one ...[^]
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Where is everybody? Do I have to transport the concrete as well as excavate the trench!
(I really have dug myself into a hole haven't I!)
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Forget gene sequencing and telomeric extensions...
Beer and Bacon[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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It's just a confirmation of the truth we already knew.
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Immortality without immorality isn't worth it.
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A diet we can all live with.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I keep wanting to do that, Fling the door open. Just let the light in, clean everything out. If I could take a giant eraser and rub out everything, starting with myself.
Which movie?
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Yeah, finally MQOTD 
My guess today will be Happy day in the Office.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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The Horror In The Fridge.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Click!
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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An evening with Adam Sandler?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Eraserhead[^]? David Lynch, 1977, strange movie...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Day After Night with Paris.
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