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Sometimes you have to get dirty before you can feel clean. Underneath the darkness there is light!
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Yes. Don't you feel like taking shower after a heavy duty work at garden or garage or any sport field?
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Or you can just use soap.
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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Or have a rest.
See what I did there?
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Pigs wash themselves in mud.
<Insert sarcastic comment here>
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Nope, your definition of 'clean' is wrong. 
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If you wish to spout anodyne aphorisms, hackneyed apothegm, or vomitous philosophical observations, please go to a more appropriate forum.
They are annoying, unwanted, useless and trite.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: please go to a more appropriate forum website.
FTFY
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You should get a job at Hallmark
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Do they make fortune cookies?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Sort of, but more expensive and you can't even eat them.
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Someone been smoking Da Weed by any chance?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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A box of matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Bottom of Tesco Fruit Juice Carton Keep Upright
Freeway near San Diego, CA Cruise ships use airport exit
Roadside sign somewhere in Ohio... No Signs
<voice type="Ebeneezer Scrooge"> Bah. dumb bugs </voice>
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Regarding the Ohio one: I've seen those,and they mean what they say. It's for the case where they have removed the signs as part of road construction.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yeah. The Cruise Ship one, though, is... just....  .
<voice type="Ebeneezer Scrooge"> Bah. dumb bugs </voice>
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Yes it reads really badly, but it means if you want to get to the Cruise Ships you need to use the airport exit.
Putting all of that on a sign would be unreadable at highway speeds... 
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What about the Tesco one? Or the matches?
<voice type="Ebeneezer Scrooge"> Bah. dumb bugs </voice>
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Or on a computer screen: No screen detected.
I have seen this one before. As well as the "No keyboard detected. Press any key/F1 to continue."
<voice type="Ebeneezer Scrooge"> Bah. dumb bugs </voice>
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I once saw a sign in Mexico that said something along the lines of "Do not damage the signs". That sign had been abused beyond belief. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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CodeProject Lounge Post Title Warning: World's Most Boring CodeProject Lounge Post Enclosed
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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Few more,
It's 100 degrees outside and you see following signs on road.
Somewhere in Texas
- Bridge may be icy
- Hurricane evacuation route
Somewhere in New Hampshire
- Ski area next right
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Don't forget the best sign ever[^]!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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