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Well, I do like a challenge (and I know the way to Griff's heart)! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: I know the way to Griff's heart)
Would that be the sheep, or the chocolate? 
Will Rogers never met me.
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But you see young lady, you can't [REDACTED] chocolate!
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... all I got from that was "young" and "lady"! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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You forgot to put NSFW in the subject line.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Aaaaah my eyes 
No kidding, we had COBOL in uni. Two years in a row and two years in a row I woke up screaming of the nightmares I had the night before the exam. (true story actually  )
So griff, for all my suffering, I still deserve the laptop sleeve no ?
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Now that was a real hit - I didn't saw COBOL for over 15 years...You made my day (or what left of it)!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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My eyes are burning... haven't had to look at COBOL since college...
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I don't understand this. I think that makes me young and lucky.
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Brilliant!
I haven't done/seen COBOL since 1975! It took 200 Hollerith cards to do a 'Hello World' program, and my version generated 152 errors while compiling. The computer center expert that 'owned' the sacred COBOL manual could not identify one thing wrong with my code. That was my first and last attempt to use it, and I've never missed it.
Will Rogers never met me.
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For five years I was a fully paid up COBOL CODE MONKEY, it took me ages to stop using capitals.
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Oh, you poor man! That explains so much about the way you turned out... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Probably left off the '.' at the end of a line 
Steve
_________________
I C(++) therefore I am
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Very likely true, Steve. A very picky language, COBOL is!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Us olde members remember the days when within 83 seconds of a post with the word "GOTTEN", Chris would be in lamenting death of English As We Know It and telling is to behave.
Now, a series of blasphemous post without BACON shown it's due respect have gone reprimanded. What next? Down votes for Liquid Nitrogen? Banning the use of CListCtrl?
Stop the rot now!
![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
![Good Stuff | [The good stuff]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/vegemite.gif)
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Feel better now? Have you gotten that out of your system? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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You see? You didn't set GOTTEN right and it might slip through the net!
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I guess I'm not gettin' the gotten, now I feel rotten... 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I think he's been eating green bacon again
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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And no mention of Salma Hayek.
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Not allowed to due to a certain restraining order.
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Also called chastity belt.
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Why are you out-badgering Griff from eating Vegemite 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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