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Odd how before some TV programmes the announcer will say say they contain 'adult situations'.
But when you watch them they don't show anyone going to a job they hate, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid's vomit.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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No, the TV doesn't lie, people lie 
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Doesn't make it true, or does it? 
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If I'm not mistaken there is a bit of difference between adult and mature...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Not really.
Once our larvae pupate through the teenage years they emerge as fully formed imago.
That means they are adult and mature.
It is in the Chrysalis Stage that the immature tossers really get your goat.
My son is 23 and bears no resemblance to this.
[Nose Grows]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Bloody well hope so! I may be 30 and a bit, but I'll be buggered if I'm mature. 
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Only 30, boy you must have had hard life 
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I said 30 and a bit, I just didn't say how big the bit was. :innocentWhistle:
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Maybe the rest of us don't know what adult is....
Maybe an adult is someone who picks up a beautiful woman in a bar only to find out she works for the Russian Mafia and is in very deep trouble. An adult then gets her to safety by having an epic gun battle in an alley, crashing several cars, and finally escaping to a remote Caribbean beach. After making love like sea otters on the shore there is this big confrontation, lots more shooting, and a closing kiss while Miami goes up in a nuclear cloud.
You just ain't an adult, Dave.
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Who do you think organises this stuff?
OK, I haven't got a cat, but I do have a swivel chair.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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A swivel chair is all you really need.
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The BuzzFeed website made American youth taste typical beverages of several nations. Italians represented themselves with two alcoholic drinks: the one was the artichoke liqueur and the other one was the ferne which contains 40 different herbs. The Americans tasted, among others, the Chinese pajcsiu, the Turkish raki, the Swedish schnapps and the Hungarian pálinka as well – szeretlekmagyarorszag.hu reported.
The pálinka is last and I think they had to stop at that point.
Szeretlekmagyarorszag.hu website also noted that they would be curious about what these American young people say about Hungarian home-made pálinka – which is even stronger and contains more alcohol than the purchased ones...
I have drunk home made [of course it's not double distilled as that would be illegal] pálinka. Once my eyesight returned and the lining grew back in my esophagus it was very nice. 
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Years since I last tasted any kind of pálinka, but I can clearly recall the sense of the fire burning me from the inside...For the first few minutes it hurts, but resolves into some nice warm feeling...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Haven't tried. The first liquor that knocked me out is tequila. Haven't tried drinking after that. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Don't forget the Tequila drinking song
Sings: One tequila!
Two tequila!
Three tequila!
Floor!
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I can only have 6 shots. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Italians have grappa.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I brought a bottle of that back from Italy once. It had some sort of plant in it.
I drank it on Christmas Day.
Later that day I attempted to prove I could get naked in under a second in front of my mate, his girlfriend, and her mum, then turned up at a house party at two in the morning several hours after everyone else had gone home.
I blame the grappa entirely.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You should blame the plant...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I just started wondering what shall I be drinking tonight and you have reminded me about a bottle of körte pálinka in my fridge.
Thank you!
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Appropriate Movie Quote Of The Day
Let's just pretend he's some escaped lunatic with a hook for a hand and we're doing everybody a favor.
Which movie?
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Abu Hamza - The day the music died?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Sorry, don't know this one.
PS: It's raining here.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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