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GeneralRe: The best joke ever! Pin
Mark_Wallace at 6-Aug-14 7:02
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GeneralRe: The best joke ever! Pin
Richard Deeming at 6-Aug-14 4:54
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GeneralRe: The best joke ever! Pin
Forogar at 6-Aug-14 4:57
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GeneralRe: The best joke ever! Pin
CBadger at 6-Aug-14 5:05
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GeneralRe: The best joke ever! Pin
CBadger at 6-Aug-14 5:02
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GeneralRe: The best joke ever! Pin
Richard Deeming at 6-Aug-14 5:06
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GeneralRe: The best joke ever! Pin
CBadger at 6-Aug-14 5:11
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JokeWas Leslie Nielsen blond? Pin
Vivic at 6-Aug-14 3:50
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A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blond man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A blond man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
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A blond man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.
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A blond man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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(This one actually makes sense.)
An Italian tourist asks a blond man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blond man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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A friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her blond neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blond man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even home yesterday."
GeneralRe: Was Leslie Nielsen blond? Pin
Dan Neely at 6-Aug-14 4:00
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GeneralRe: Was Leslie Nielsen blond? Pin
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GeneralRe: Was Leslie Nielsen blond? Pin
Dan Neely at 6-Aug-14 4:53
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GeneralRe: Was Leslie Nielsen blond? Pin
mikepwilson at 6-Aug-14 5:28
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GeneralRe: Was Leslie Nielsen blond? Pin
Dan Neely at 6-Aug-14 5:43
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GeneralRe: Was Leslie Nielsen blond? Pin
Shameel at 6-Aug-14 5:50
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GeneralRe: Was Leslie Nielsen blond? Pin
Ian Shlasko at 6-Aug-14 6:51
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GeneralRe: Was Leslie Nielsen blond? Pin
glennPattonPUB at 6-Aug-14 4:08
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QuestionWhat’s the difference between a well-dressed gent on a bicycle and a poorly dressed gent on a tricycle? Pin
Nish Sivakumar at 6-Aug-14 3:19
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AnswerRe: What’s the difference between a well-dressed gent on a bicycle and a poorly dressed gent on a tricycle? Pin
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GeneralRe: What’s the difference between a well-dressed gent on a bicycle and a poorly dressed gent on a tricycle? Pin
Gary R. Wheeler at 6-Aug-14 4:22
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AnswerRe: What’s the difference between a well-dressed gent on a bicycle and a poorly dressed gent on a tricycle? Pin
Ravi Bhavnani at 6-Aug-14 3:47
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AnswerRe: What’s the difference between a well-dressed gent on a bicycle and a poorly dressed gent on a tricycle? Pin
Gary R. Wheeler at 6-Aug-14 4:20
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GeneralRe: What’s the difference between a well-dressed gent on a bicycle and a poorly dressed gent on a tricycle? Pin
Forogar at 6-Aug-14 4:58
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GeneralRe: What’s the difference between a well-dressed gent on a bicycle and a poorly dressed gent on a tricycle? Pin
Gary R. Wheeler at 6-Aug-14 6:41
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Forogar at 6-Aug-14 11:12
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