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Smith, Weston and I.
Life is too shor
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Bad in Bed 2
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I cannot lie.
Roger Rabbit.
 
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Bedtime talks, by J.Simmons.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Haha, I was thinking to somehow link this quote to JSOP as well!  
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Yo V!
Sometimes one might wonder "aw what was that qoute a few days ago"?
Wouldn't it be totally awesome to spice up your solutions page with backlinks to the quotes?
THX
A
Life is too shor
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thought of that, too much work 
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Just William are children's books right? Read this[^] for a couple of paragraphs.
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Context, my friend. Context!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Number one son likes this[^]
It features the fantastic line: "Excuse me, Bear, have you been drumming on my bottom?" which in context was perfectly reasonable. Mr Bear had indeed been using Bernard's (the eponymous hero) bottom as part of his drumkit.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Well, that's the fun you could have before PC took over. Provide an amusing side to the story to the adult reading it which would go straight over the kids' heads. Quite a recurring theme in children's stories I believe.
Try that these days and you'll probably get visited by social workers with sticks.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I seem to remember that a lot of the characters in similar literature (Bunter, Biggles etc) from my childhood seemed to do a lot of ejaculating. This caused great hilarity amongst my schoolfriends and me.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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There doesn't seem to be an option to read anything from the book - or maybe I'm missing something?
I read 'em all as a kid - and all of the Jennings books too.
I was actually thinking about getting some for my son to see if he enjoys them - of course without the characters doing magic or playing video games, it's unlikely, but worth a shot!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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News that is a few weeks old, but I searched and didn't see it listed here...
British plumber constructs a giant fart machine and aims it at France... clickety[^]
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Leslie Neilsen reports.....[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Well crap... I did search for fart machine... 
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_Damian S_ wrote: Well crap
Hopefully not - they are supposed to be the White Cliffs of Dover.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Now we just need an elderberry cannon.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I want to connect 300 webcams into a single cohesive network.
How do I ask the right questions in order to know what other questions I need to ask in order to know what I will actually need to do ?
My first attempt at searching for this (Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo) produced the sadly predictable results: everybody and their brother has this ready to go for a zillion bucks.
That obviously isn't going to work, so, what questions do I need to ask next ?
By the way, if there's a discussion group or message board here on CodeProject where this post better belongs, point me to it.
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Is this for a new adult site startup?  Must be expecting a lot of business.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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hehe... first thing I thought of, too!! Perhaps this says more about us than the OP!!
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Are you saying I'm warped?
I like that!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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