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King ...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Heir apparent
Heir to the throne
apparently obvious.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: Heir to the throne
apparently obvious.
And of course "Hair apparently missing"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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And also "Hair apparently very different from youngest son"...
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I'm sure a bright lad like Charley will have arranged a Maternity Test to make sure it was hers? 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Are you sure it shouldn't be (8,4): Annoying Sunshine? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yesterday's poll showing a small Yes swing meant a fall in the quid against foreign muck. Mrs Wife just phoned her broker and they'll give her 6d more per DM Euro then she got last week! That's an extra good night out!
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Weren't you supposed to say, "6d more per DM Euro than she got last week!" instead of "6d more per DM Euro then she got last week!"
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I never chick my spilling
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There is nothing wrong with your spelling. Its the damn keyboard fault.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I know, we can trace the problem back to the Remington Mk 1. Remington also made guns so obviously guns cause spelling mistakes!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: guns cause spelling mistakes
Not according to the NRA.
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
modified 9-Sep-14 4:32am.
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But you can use a gun to correct a spelling mistake.
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That would be a PEBKAC error.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: 6d more
Sixpence! Good grief, you're a lot older than you look; probably something to do with that young wife of yours.
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That young wife of mine is older than me! Two months I'll grant you, but she is still older!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You weak, pathetic fools, I've come for your souls!
Which movie?
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The A Team Directors Cut?
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Would that monster be called "Dick"? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Mary Poppins?
PS: Surely it must be a coincidence, but it's also what my boss shouts every morning when he arrives at work... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Does she work there?
Is she supposed to make his coffee?
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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yeah and give you some with a teaspoon ... of sugar. 
(disclaimer: I hate sugar (or milk, or cream, ...) in my coffee and will not be liable for murder if anyone tries to add it to my morning addiction)
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