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Well you melted and died obviously  ...
(and now resurrected, hurray!)
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You can now combine tea and chocolate.[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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We've been a bit depressed, missing you. The first million years were awful, then we went into a bit of a decline. The next million were the worst, and then got worse from there.
Nice to have you back. I need chocolate... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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The number of one-liner puns in the lounge has plummeted
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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This article[^] is calling out for a big hit with the sh*tty stick!
![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) is sacred, second only to ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) in the devs' food sources.
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![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) allows us to earn money to buy ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) .
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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In my opinion that is more of a sales pitch than an article.
It is even structured as a commercial: First of all he tries to scare you and show you the error of your ways.
In the end - by the way this is a book I wrote and I am obviously a successful individual.
Seems legit.
EDIT: Of course coffee can be bad, but moderation tends to fix that.
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Moderation? I do not know this word, what does it mean? Copious quantities?
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Well that depends on the person. I used to drink copious quantities of coffee, can't do it these days as my
stomach begins to malfunction if I drink the same quantity of coffee as I used to. 
But there were other involuntary changes in my diet as well.
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Sort of. Moderation means slowing down neutrons in a fission reaction to make them more likely to cause a uranium/plutonium atom go boom. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Enough to drown an elephant in per day is too much.
Enough to drown a chihuahua is not enough.
"Moderate", I would presume, is somewhere between the two.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Dr. Travis Bradberry Coauthor Emotional Intelligence 2.0"
Emotional intelligence. WTF is that.
My wife is both emotional and intelligent, just never at the same time.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [Coffee] is sacred, second only to [beer] in the devs' food sources.
Bacon a distant third?
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I've had to quit caffeine because it screws with my sleep and depresses me.
I find I don't get those effects with hard cider.
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MehGerbil wrote: hard cider
FTW! Just maybe not at work. 
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"If you do choose to lower your caffeine intake, you should do so slowly under the guidance of a qualified medical professional. "
LOL you need a doctors permission to stop drinking coffee. Further proof that any idiot can get a PHD with enough time and money to throw at a school.
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I went to check on a contact's details via LinkedIn and it had the normal request for endorsements. In this case the question was does he know about Beer? 
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Ah, Linkedin is getting to know all about you! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No sticky post with a link to the iPhone6 presentation ?
The first iPhone presentations were interesting for the innovative technologies. This one will be interesting to see how someone who is not Steve Jobs can sell thin air.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
modified 9-Sep-14 7:39am.
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Rage wrote: The first iPhone presentations were interesting for the innovative packaging of existing technologies
FTFY 
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I (honestly !) was waiting for the first one to make a comment as you did. I am not disappointed.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: This one will be interesting to see how someone who is not Steve Jobs can sell fin air.
Selling Fin air? Wasn't that Nokia's job? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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