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E-Mail from a man in Sheffield to his friend in Birmingham:
I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Flag of ISIS in its centre.
Now, the Yorkshire police, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7x365.
My children are followed to school every day, and my wife too, when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.
I've never felt safer.
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It's true what they say: the truth often offends.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
In the auction business they have an expression called the "halo effect". Do you know what that is? It's when an object or work of art is more desirable because of its prior ownership. It's very rare when it happens, you know? Maybe once in a lifetime. Gotta catch it when you can.
Which movie?
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Why is it that you never did The Big Bang Theory?
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The fact it is not a Movie somehow makes it hard to include it in The Movie Quote of The Day.
But I think you've found yourself your own serial post Sitcom Quote of the Day, that would go down great here.
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P0mpey3 wrote: it is not a Movie
P0mpey3 wrote: Sitcom Quote of the Day
Sounds like a nice idea 
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Ahem![^]
Scroll down to "Also Known As".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That could work: so let's try it:
"rubber nuclear weapons had to be deployed to disperse the crowd"
Show: Series, episode, context?
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In accordance with the original rules:
Anne Robinson does New Tokyo
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Anne Robinson wore Pink?
Well done!
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The insinuation was that she's a ginger midget. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I'm blue... 
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Engaging smug mode. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Blue and a midget? Maybe a Nac Mac Feegle?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Or a shuttle[^] from the same show.
And the Feegles aren't midgets or dwarves; they're Pictsies.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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They are the Right Size: you are a Big Job!
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Scrivens!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Actually, there is a "This is not The Big Bang Theory" movie, but that´s more soapbox material and it also has a very low quoting factor. 
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I Didn't Do It?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Ocean's 24: We've run out of ideas so we went legit
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V. wrote: Gotta catch it when you can.
Contagion 2 Ebola a world in panic.
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Out of the blues, I just remembered there use to be the CodeProject TV icon up there but it just disappeared. I looked around but no link to TV section (or I need glasses)?  (No I meant the reading reading glasses)
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It was shut down[^].
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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