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Me too! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The site is fine, just watch out for the elephanting elephants.
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You honked.
«A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push» Wittgenstein
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Darwin Award potential? 
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I though all Ozzies knew how to manly things, like handle explosives, drive off road, cooks over open flame. Seems you have numpty's like we do in the mother country!
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We got black (Merino) sheep too! Sigh!  
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<<redacted>> I can't say that its too offensive, Bob will be after me if I do!
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***** *** ***** *** *** ***!!!!   
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Oh, the irony...
Definite Darwin Award potential with that idjit.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You f***ing Muppet, they're called thongs, idiot.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Yes MM they are in Australia and America.
But in Blighty they are referred to as flip flops
Have a good drinking session ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Michael Martin wrote: thongs
Just try Googling that from the UK. 
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Go on send your wife into a shop in the UK and get her to ask for a pair of thongs, then duck and run!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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So important you posted it twice?
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I am not sure why its posted twice. When I posted it I get a black screen that told me that you ticket number this and reported error to site administrator. Actions are Abort, Fail..
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Lucky India is a democracy! 
Organize a protest, gather a few million Indians developers to the street!
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Thanks for updating..
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Yep, Ya see? It's not a good idea to put your precious work out on the cloud or someday for reasons unexplained and by very nature out of your hands, you may not be able to get to it.
That is why my SVN server is "out on the cloud" but just down the highway a bit on a server box that gets backed up every night.
Even if the government blacked out the US internet and I couldn't get at my repository I could even ride a bike down to our shop and copy it off onto a thumb drive or something.
"Convenience" comes at a price sometimes too steep to pay.
Nuts to the cloud.
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I'm sure the github is a mistake.
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