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Do not: [^].
Picture here: [^].
«A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push» Wittgenstein
modified 2-Jan-15 12:50pm.
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They really should force some tourists to take IQ tests before they are allowed into some of these places.
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Well... the count of visitors will decrease to minimum 
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I get a strongly worded barrier page, telling me that the site is malicious.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Me too! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The site is fine, just watch out for the elephanting elephants.
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You honked.
«A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push» Wittgenstein
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Darwin Award potential? 
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I though all Ozzies knew how to manly things, like handle explosives, drive off road, cooks over open flame. Seems you have numpty's like we do in the mother country!
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We got black (Merino) sheep too! Sigh!  
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<<redacted>> I can't say that its too offensive, Bob will be after me if I do!
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***** *** ***** *** *** ***!!!!   
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Oh, the irony...
Definite Darwin Award potential with that idjit.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You f***ing Muppet, they're called thongs, idiot.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Yes MM they are in Australia and America.
But in Blighty they are referred to as flip flops
Have a good drinking session ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Michael Martin wrote: thongs
Just try Googling that from the UK. 
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Go on send your wife into a shop in the UK and get her to ask for a pair of thongs, then duck and run!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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So important you posted it twice?
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I am not sure why its posted twice. When I posted it I get a black screen that told me that you ticket number this and reported error to site administrator. Actions are Abort, Fail..
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Lucky India is a democracy! 
Organize a protest, gather a few million Indians developers to the street!
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