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B'tardo! That would have been mine.
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Well...you unemployed layabouts need to get up earlier! 
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Earlier? How?
I'm up at 5:40, make breakfast for Mrs Wife and I, then she's off at 6:20. Coffee, get the creature from the black lagoon [neo-teenager] up and take her to school, come back and take little angel [Lucifer was an angel...] to school, home and coffee.
Today I also had an extended conversation with the greengrocer, vis-a-vis which peppers/paprikas he should stock for certain customers; i.e. me.
To add to that, there was also two rashers left over from breakfast so I had to fry them up and have an extra butty.
Now what have you done in the last 4 hours that didn't involve wellies and sheep?
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Opened my birthday presents! 
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Is it? My eldest brother was 50 yesterday.
He didn't say anything about the walking stick I gave him. I even put a bow on it!
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--- also ---
I said not involving sheep or wellies!
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I got a box of choccies, two and half whole cow hides (tanned), and an internet upgrade to fibre (which was installed a few weeks ago).
No sheep, no wellies.
But I will be eating Snake And Pygmy Pie for supper tonight, made with Lamb kidneys if that helps restore your view of the universe. 
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You are a tiny grasshopper.
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Chuck Norris - The Beginning
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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HTTP Error 404.0 - Not Found 
it works 
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The sudden influx of five people from CP must have overloaded their server.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: She paid people to do that?
Reputedly four million dollars.
On the bright side, it's better than wasting money feeding starving kids, isn't it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"There are some things that money just cannot buy, like manners, morals and intelligence." - Anon
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Clever guy, that Anon fella. I quote him frequently.
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The Life and Times of Madame Tussauds
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KILLER BEES!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Daniel: All right, so what are the rules here?
Miyagi Prasad R V: Don't know. First time you, first time me.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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V. wrote: it is... NOT!
There was no movie named "Karate Kid 1".
I'd send him straight to the bottom of the class! With no supper!
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