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Dalek Dave[^]? 
There isn't a Dave in Luton North either. 
And given the candidates' names, that does seem a messed up area.
If you know what I mean.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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He's not standing as an MP, he's standing for the local council - the election for councillors is going on at the same time.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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This[^] could be our guy. He's standing for the tories, and he's an accountant.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The "ink bucket" reference is a dead giveaway, isn't it? 
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The name "Michelle" rings a bell, too.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I thought I might do a double check of his age using this[^] with this[^]. It was a massive failure, he's 35 years old (in that photo) 
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I just tried that with a couple of pictures of me - and it "couldn't detect any faces" in any of 'em!
So...the internet doesn't think I'm human any more... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I had to try that one too
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Yeah - but I used my webcam to take a "real" picture, not my profile!
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You shouldn't be so troubled, I tried it on this guy[^], he is 11 years old
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Would that be the white guy or the black lady beside him?
It may be the internet is just trying not to overestimate a ladies age - a sensible idea at the best of times!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Hey Internet how old am i?
Internet wrote: You are dead to me...
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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OriginalGriff wrote: the internet doesn't think I'm human
So you're not a drugged up dawg? 
veni bibi saltavi
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Not since the species change operation, no...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nice site! I checked my current profile picture - got '39 male', which is no bad (I'm 43 now) if it wasn't taken when I was 32 only  ...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I wouldn't give him more then 5...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Thinking of this[^] perhaps
BTW: He does gets out of breath quickly though
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For that I would give him 20 - in a closed house...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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My profile picture was taken about 13 years ago (I was 38) - the site claims that I'm 56.
In another picture taken at a party about 4 years ago - my age is 48.
My actual age today is 51.
At least it got the "male" right...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It seems to be about the wrinkles when you smile... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Using a more recent photo from here[^] says he is 61. Looking good for his age.
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Didn't I read elswhere that the good man was manufactured in 1967? Did he press fast forward to often?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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