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OriginalGriff wrote: the internet doesn't think I'm human
So you're not a drugged up dawg? 
veni bibi saltavi
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Not since the species change operation, no...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nice site! I checked my current profile picture - got '39 male', which is no bad (I'm 43 now) if it wasn't taken when I was 32 only  ...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I wouldn't give him more then 5...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Thinking of this[^] perhaps 
BTW: He does gets out of breath quickly though
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For that I would give him 20 - in a closed house...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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My profile picture was taken about 13 years ago (I was 38) - the site claims that I'm 56.
In another picture taken at a party about 4 years ago - my age is 48.
My actual age today is 51.
At least it got the "male" right...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It seems to be about the wrinkles when you smile... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Using a more recent photo from here[^] says he is 61. Looking good for his age.
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Didn't I read elswhere that the good man was manufactured in 1967? Did he press fast forward to often?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's him. Several other small details I remember also match.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What gets me is how well he fits the stereotype -- Conservative candidate, director of four companies.
I wonder if all the stereotypes are there, i.e.
Labour: sheet metal worker.
Liberal: schoolteacher.
Green Party: Currently between engagements.
UKIP: Nazi war-memorabilia salesman
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I guess you automatically write something up that puts you into the right light and then the stereotypes are not far away.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: small details I remember also match
They have his penis size?
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Now it gets interesting. Are you trying to imply that I would know it and recognize him that way?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Koreans have his penis size.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That is him. All you had to do was ask and I could've told you.
veni bibi saltavi
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Yep, that sounds like him... 
And I'm guessing that the "fellow administrator" that removed it was called "Michelle" or "Sober Dalek"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Must be identity theft; it doesn't use the word "exterminate".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Calling for the extermination of human beings is presumably against the law - even in Luton.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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He looks like John Sessions, I think the smirk helps.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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