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I would say the same, luckily you have answered first.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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http://xkcd.com/1526/[^]
Argh...brain...seizing up...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You have a face... Como un burro.
Which movie?
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Chinese workforce
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Pero es que un burro esponjosa?
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Sarah Jessica Parker - The Movie.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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ENGLISH! do you speak it?! the movie
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Donkey Xote
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Maggie Thatcher the movie
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The good, the bad, and the ugly?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I know the rules, but..
Despicable Me. I LOVE that movie!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I know this topic crosses The Lounge quite often, but Leslie is not invite. Music, and my choice thereof, is a very dynamic thing. I want to start this week off with something that is intellectually stimulating, from a purely musical perspective, i.e. something that stimulates the beta brainwaves without enraging me in any distractions as lyrics so often do.
I find death metal and goa trance great for driving out external distractions, but they tend to keep me too focused on exactly what I'm doing, reducing my creative and tactical thinking. I think some classics would be a good start, but know and have very little. Of course the internet can help my acquisition of more, but I'm hoping the good fellows of CodeProject can help in choice.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I've always listened to the Smiths while coding.
And I just added the Clash and the Ramones. 
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Brady Kelly wrote: I think some classics would be a good start, but know and have very little.
If by the classics you mean classical music then Bach is a good choice because his music has an even tempo(Brandenburg Concertos, Cello suites played by Mstislav Rostropovich), Handel (Water music), Beethoven(get a collection of his adagios to start with) - or for something more modern Buena Vista social club, Michael Nyman(The piano), Manhatten Transfer(swing)...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I like Bach, and have an album of Brandenburg Concertos. I think the purported mathematical nature of his work appeals to my lower levels of consciousness, below the level of beautiful music appealing to my mind. But as of asking for suggestions, that is all I have.
Thanks for the suggestions though, I will look for some of them. And the reminder - I just remembered I do like what I've heard of the Water Music 'suite'.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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When I want to just go "head down" coding, when the design is done, I can really be productive with (believe it or not) John Philip Sousa marches!!
Also, if you want a good source of streaming classical music, KUSC[^] has a very high quality streaming service. KUSC is the largest and most listened to public radio and non-profit classical music station in the country. It is based in Southern California. Mostly complete works with very little interruption. On-air staff really know their stuff.
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
- G.K. Chesterton
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GuyThiebaut wrote: If by the classics you mean classical music then Bach is a good choice
I concur to a degree about Bach, but I often find myself getting drawn into the complexity of his music, particularly things like 'The Well Tempered Clavier'. I get too much into listening, and little code gets written! 
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For precisely the same purpose, I listen to Mozart's piano concertos - all 27 of them! If you don't 'do' classical as a rule, then which version you choose doesn't matter much. This version[^] is particularly good value. UK price twenty two quid for a dozen CDs!
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Jazz would be good, but I have no idea what to get.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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mmmm, try Fred Hersch Trio, Marc Moulin, Abraham Burton, Wes Montgomory, Quincy Jones, Duke Ellington.
You can also search some blue note albums, they're mostly between blues and jazz. 
Hope this helps.
[EDIT]I would have said Miles Davis, but he's somewhat experimental at times, which works distracting. Another option would be to use spotify or something similar  [/EDIT]
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I would recommend something from the 1950's or before for Jazz as after that the tempo started becoming more unevenly syncopated - if you know what I mean cat.
So I would recommend something like the the BBC big band orchestra[^].
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Not for coding to, but I think everyone should hear Brubeck's Unsquare Dance[^] at least once, just for the sheer fun of it!
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
- G.K. Chesterton
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