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What? You call him that too! 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Today is a good day to Spam i see but please just die painfully and alone mr. spam 
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I don't understand why he continues - Shirley he must see that it's getting him nowhere? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Think of the poor sheep worrier, sat there with his mop bucket and wearing away the skin on his little pinky as he constantly and vigilantly hits F5 in a valiant attempt to keep our dear Lounge pink-free.
veni bibi saltavi
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I never knew you cared!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Honor to you Sheepmaster !
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I think you need to add -bater to that...
veni bibi saltavi
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One of my bosses, who is from England, wants me to tell you that 'shagger' is the only adequate word to add.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Master
Bater
I'll leave those two words there for you to work on...
veni bibi saltavi
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I prefer his version: "Master...Shagger".
Yeah.
That works for me... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So no Sheepmasterbratshagger?
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Perhaps he is also a fisherman, a baiter.
You must know, I switched off all emotions for now, since otherwise this day would end with a few people looking at the edge of an axe. Don't even expect me to understand any humor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.
Which movie?
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The inside job ? 
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Must be Women Aren't Funny[^]!!! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If that's not a Leslie....
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I thought he was dead???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You don't say! 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Troy
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Cagney & Lacey?
veni bibi saltavi
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V. wrote: sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside
That bit gave me a concept (woo-hoo!) - Weetabixnado.. you heard it here first! 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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How can you post from a closed account under a new nick?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I propose any future messages that contain a match for the nev\d{1}.com pattern should not get posted.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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