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OMG it has a rotary engine, I want! I bet it sounds amazing. And drinks a lot of gas.
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looks neat
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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OMG it has a rotary engine, I want! I bet it sounds amazing. And drinks a lot of gas.
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No, I'm not going there...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Where? To Dallas with Debbie???
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Better than to Hilton with Paris... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah[^], I sense a pattern.
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Here[^], so not all the posts are about Win X.
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If you are dating a girl who doesn't like Star Wars, are you looking for love in Alderaan places?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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She's probably not the girl I was looking for.
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I find your lack of Faith disturbing.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Her name wasn't Faith, it was Gertrude.
Software Zen: delete this;
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What did you do to my old cat?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I don't know, let's ask Kenny. 
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I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late.
Sorry. 
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I'm not a pleasant phucker, but I am dyslexic!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Let's say your are courting a mustard heiress, and want to impress her father, the Mustard Monger, at the dinner table. He asks you to pass the king of the condiments. If you pass muster by passing the mustard, can you be considered a pass master of mustering mustard?
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No, a damn liar for not passing the bacon.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Bacon is a condiment?!? I don't think that cuts the mustard.
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