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Rocky IV
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Witches
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Wicked witches, perhaps 
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Yep, that one
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Since
V. wrote: No animals where hurt in typing this message.
This gotta be "My bot gets beaten up in every fight" 
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How to Dj : Beatings on the table
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Downfall
veni bibi saltavi
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Fifty Shades Of Grey
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Brilliant!
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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One Night With Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The motor controllers for RC models nowadays have their own firmware and signal their settings and the end of their initialisation routine by letting the model's motor beep and play a short tune.
I already thought of hacking a firmware update ans letting my heli motor play something like this[^] at startup.
or perhaps I will wait until I get myself the model of a Huey.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I like your sigs - this in particular Quote: This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
.. "lipstick on a pig" 
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That's from a not so serious news item, something like 'If programming languages were cars'. I think that people who confuse JavaScript with a programming language also would buy my donkey as a race horse or take the golf cart to Le Mans.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: play something like this[^]
When I read "heli" and "play something" I didn't need the link anymore 
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Sure. This whole thread may become expensive. I have already be looking at this[^] all morning. In honor of my first employer after school i would of course like it with 'Luftwaffe' paint scheme.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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As usual, crap all over the lounge wins.
All of the usual suspects will make the usual messes in the morning.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I would have replied to your original post but I got bored before I got to the end...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I usually enjoy the thought of the day. The others? Meh.
We need a thread filter by original poster, but Chris et al have more important things on their hands, I'm sure.
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: We need a thread filter by original poster, but Chris et al have more important things on their hands, I'm sure.
A daily drivel forum would be a lot less work to setup.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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No wonder no one got it - "Gibberish" starts with a G, not a J!
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What part of incomprehensible are you having trouble with again?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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