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Please don't mention barbie, IMHO (and in this case also not considered) there are already too many of them in my house 
In any case I keep my credit card in a very high place, just to be sure 
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'
Benny Hill
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All that means is that when you come home to a bright pink home, she'll also be in trouble for climbing on furniture.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Bookmarked! This will spread heavily 
I never finish anyth
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I hate telemarketers. When I still had a land line, when they called it was no holds barred - I cussed, threatened, and insulted their ancestry in the most disgusting terms possible. A few times it was a game to see how quickly they would hang up.
Software Zen: delete this;
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SDD Conf.[^].. I'm booking my travel.
Incidentally - London accommodation is stupidly expensive, eh?
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: Incidentally - London accommodation is stupidly expensive, eh?
Try Travelodge, there is one in Hounslow that is very cheap (35 £ / night for two people under Christmas in 2013) and literally ABOVE the Piccadilly Line. It's 4th zone so the tube ticket may be a bit expensive, but the accommodation is of good quality - very nice and helpful staff.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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That's all well and good, but have you seen the dregs of humanity who live around Woking? 
veni bibi saltavi
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:innocentWhistle:
veni bibi saltavi
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: London accommodation is stupidly expensive, eh?
London everything is stupidly expensive. You'll need to take out a second mortgage just to buy a pint of beer.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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One doesn't travel from Dublin to London for the beer...
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I don't know - there's more variety in London, so you've got more chance of finding some good ones. It's got to be better than drinking the same OK-but-not-brilliant beer all the time. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Also some more cats being killed in Australia.
Some live, some die.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The world is getting short on elephants (unlike Australian cats) - we should protect them don't you think?
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Why?
So that "our kids can see a real elephant"?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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Without any elephants to act as surrogate mothers how are we going to bring back the mammoths? Duh, it's so our kids can go and see a real life rendition of the ice age in the future.
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As a matter of efficiency, we should kill off all of the animals that don't have an immediate use, so that they don't consume resources needed elsewhere.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yes, try argumenting by making an absurder case
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Why?
Mankind has already f***ed up enough of this planet and its inhabitants. We should make efforts to not kill off another entire species - its bad for planetary morale.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: We should make efforts to not kill off another entire species
I doubt that the poachers are aiming at making a species go extinct.
I do believe that mankind will follow the elephant.
Would only be logical.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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I doubt the dead elephants care about any of that.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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