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...If pets had wallets[^]
Loyalty cards. Yep, that one I believe. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That just confirms what I always said (I'm sure someone else said it first):
- Dogs have owners.
- Cats have staff.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: - Cats have staff.
I've always objected to that line, because I can't imagine cats paying for anything.
Cats have clients.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Perhaps, "Cats have slaves" is more accurate.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Dunno about cats having loyalty cards.
Fake security passes, more like.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah, the loyalty is all one way!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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 That is ... performance. People will never cease to amaze me.
/edit : for once, some comments below the video are awesome as well ... "Thanks Acapella Jesus !", "So this was Gandalf´s hobby when he was young", ... 
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The Rhapsody is really good.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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I've been told it's the magic of Luca Turilli, who left the band.
So if you're looking for more find the older Rhapsody of Fire albums, or albums by Luca Turilli as solo artist, or Luca Turilli's Rhapsody.
Which reminds me of another old favorite, Luca Turilli - Legend Of Steel - YouTube[^], which is his only song I know besides his work with Rhapsody of Fire 
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Surprisingly catchy
Urban Cricket wrote: I listen to all kinds of music
Yeah, me too 
So far the SOTW has featured classical, pop, rock, various kinds of metal, trip hop, dance, jazz, dubstep, drum n bass, J-pop, I believe K-pop, maybe rap, and even some middle eastern music...
Probably more, but I can't keep track after all these years 
The best ones are these, when people like it and/or give me their music in return
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The most traumatic part for the family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in...
And that's when the trouble started!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Curse You !
Reviving memories of childhood horrors I had long since forgotten.
(I think I'm getting nauseous)
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They put you in a coffin when you were a child? Damn, that's cold blooded.
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Johnny J. wrote: fThe Hokey Pokey
Is that the Basil Brush version of the Hokey Cokey?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The actual writer is probably spinning in his grave right now over this joke.
Or at the very least turning about in it.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Did he shake it all about??? 
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
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My door is always open!
Ba-tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I think Jesus did it first
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Yup, him and the ass he rode in on!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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