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and you are its prophet?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Just barely. I was really glad when it was over after we arrived at 'killer teddy bear' level.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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There is a phrase I have heard to describe horrible/poor films, 'Ewok Bad' (the whole thing is more sensible when you consider it was written to be Wookies and George Lucas said no)
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It pretty much lists what is wrong with screenplay writers, and with letting the morons (the writers' term for actors) have any control whatsoever over the roles they have to play.
Not that it's restricted to Star Trek, or indeed sci-fi. Fantasy is much worse, and other genres like detective, horror, and suspense are often just as bad (especially the screen-written variety).
It's within my capabilities to play devil's advocate and argue against their points, but that wouldn't stop them being 90% right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Joey, I'm not into dead guys!
Which movie?
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Twilight as it should have been
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Friends v Haloween
veni bibi saltavi
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Skippy and The Necrophiliac
veni bibi saltavi
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Debby does Trump(ets) 
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Pasion of Christ
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Debbie Discovers Her Limits 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Jimmy and Joey do Stoke Mandeville. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Sounds like you're pleased to hate her in a Cockney way, you old duellist you. (9)
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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I'm really hoping you don't mean MUSKETEER - because that has an "E", not an "A"...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope... think older still
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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... or a Happy Roman
veni bibi saltavi
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Correct, you're up tomorrow. Solution, for completeness?
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Don't think I have the derivation 100% but:
Sounds like you're pleased to hate her in a Cockney way, you old duellist you.
you're pleased = glad
hate her in cockney way = ate'er
Sounds like glad ate'er = gladiator
gladiator = old duellist.
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Correct, but you forgot the I as in "Glad I 'ate 'er"...
I'm always dodgy about these "sounds like" clues... anyone else have any opinions on it? Good clue? Bad clue?
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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I'd say excellent clue, well done.
Andy B
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Thanks, new to this so feedback always welcome.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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When I updated to Win10 Anniversary edition my Toshiba S55t laptop (i7, 8GB with touchscreen) started flashing and flickering. It's really quite terrible at times.
I found the following link where 826 other people have reported the problem on various manufacturer's computers.
Maybe you'll want to report yours there too.
Windows 10 flashing screen - Microsoft Community[^]
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I have an XP install I can give you if you want. 
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