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You can output garbage in any language, JavaScript just makes it that much more easy than other languages
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Sander Rossel wrote: JavaScript gives you a false sense of safety.
Only on the surface... If you are seriously dive in you got shivers...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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One thing that gave me multiple wtf's is the arguments object. It's array-like, but not an array (actual bug) and it's shared on the page so passing it to a function does you no good (although I haven't checked if arguments[0] === arguments, but knowing JavaScript that's probaby NaN or some such ).
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Aless Alessio wrote: Why using Typescript, if there's already ECMA6 available in almost all browsers?
Bolded the important bit. Almost isn't good enough in many places. And this[^] table still has an awful lot of red in it.
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Finally a constructive answer.
So far, desktop browsers are pretty much covered. Then i guess that android browser is the biggest missing piece
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It's quite some time since we've had that joke here. More than two days anyway...
Still, I found THIS VARIANT[^] a teeny, tiny bit funny!
(SFW Mark, I promise! )
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Hey, It has an image 1x1 px.
I could not read whats written there.
Life is a computer program and everyone is the programmer of his own life.
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Strange. Works on my machine (and apparently on Jacquers' too)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Should have started at 0
Then again, whatever item that was wouldn't have been bought
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Ok. Here you go:
0 Lobsters
Can you find them in the picture?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes - they are hiding behind the milk.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did Erwin Schrödinger eat lobster?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It did - but it was removed when the offsite backup was made as it was clearly redundant.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Perfect!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Pandora's given a box by a God, told not to open it - she does and unleashes pain into the world
Which movie?
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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All the Women I've Loved
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Trump / Clinton jack in the box (take your pick)
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What Women Want[^]???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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The Gods Must Be Crazy[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Girls Just Want To Have Fun
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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