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Don't they do that at dog tracks?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Depends on the Bunny[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was thinking of this one[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Don't they do that at dog tracks?
Well yeah, but why should greyhounds get all the fun?
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And santa is so pet friendly he wears bloody great thick gloves so he doesn't actually touch the animals.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Is anyone due to see it today?
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I think our old friend Dave is going, he's been salivating over it for weeeeeks!
veni bibi saltavi
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PompeyThree wrote: Is anyone due to see it today?
If she's prepared to show it to me then sure, I'll have a look.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I think that means 'no'.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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No.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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PompeyThree wrote: Is anyone due to see it today?
The boy went to see it with some mates just under 22 hours ago. Midnight screening then off for drinks until the trains started up again.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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What, the next Star Trek movie? I don't think it is out yet.
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If you were a true Trekkie you'd be dreading that film.
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PompeyThree wrote: If you were a true Trekkie
Then I am not. However, I'm sure I will enjoy the movie.
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I never liked it as a kid. Watched the first one of the re-boot and found it OKish. The new one looks pants.
Had Star Wars given to me as a kid for Christmas by a Cousin on a VHS pirate. Watched it so much that I had warn it out by the next Christmas and he gave me another one.
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I like Star Wars too. I went to the very first Star Wars movie, on opening day, in Los Angeles, CA, when I was a kid.
I like the new Star Trek movies, as well (not the ones with Shatner).
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I think you're confusing Star Wars with Buster Crabbe's Flash Gordon 
veni bibi saltavi
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No, I am 43. The first Star Wars came out in 1977, I was 5.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Buster Crabbe's Flash Gordon
I personally liked Flesh Gordon 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Already saw it - no need to go a second time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm waiting for the book to come out!
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A guy goes to his father and says "Dad, Jane and I are thinking of getting married."
The Father replies "Say sorry."
"What? Why do I have to say sorry?"
"Say sorry!"
"But I did nothing wrong!"
"SAY SORRY NOW!!"
*Okay dad, I'm sorry."
"Well done," says the father, "Your training is over. Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason what so ever you are ready to get married."
veni bibi saltavi
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Convivence is the same!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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There is an other level - you have to say 'sorry' from time to time even she didn't asked you to do so...Also flowers and expensive chocolate/jewels are part of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Oh no, you should NEVER say Sorry unless there's a valid reason for it. Otherwise she'll just wonder what the hell you've been up to - and the result of that is hardly ever a positive experience... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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