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CAR KEYS
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Nope 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Ah! So you do get to do it tomorrow! Excellent...
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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'sOK - I'll do it.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Each girl is a transfemoral amputee that lost her leg during the liberation
Which movie?
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Hopalong Cassidy
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Finders Keepers. Obvious 
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Yuck!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Debbie Does Rolf Harris??? 
BTW: Does anybody know how he's doing, playing (with) his Diggeridoo in the slammer? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Let's Dance
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Hi All,
I remeber something a little while ago here about someone applying for a job and it actually being a device to get your CV and register you with an agency. Can't remember if I weighed in on it, but it happened to me, today coming out (luckily!) from an interview my pocket starts ringing. Being that I was a little out of it I agreed to a time wasting Skype chat with there team to so they can put a name to a face. I don't really know whats worse, I agreed to it or they wanted to put me forward for a MFC role...with a company I know does have any need for one. My spidey sense is tingling is this recruiter trying to appear busy?
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That was me posting a few days ago. They're still emailing me to "set up a time to meet their .Net team".
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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glennPattonInThePUB wrote: is this recruiter trying to appear busy?
It's very simple. He/she/it doesn't want to lose his/her/its job. 
EDIT: the 'it' appears because I'm uncertain whether recruiters are human.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: It's very simple. He/she/it doesn't want to lose his/her/its job.
When dealing with recruiters and other similar creatures the proper order is: s/he/it. (One word, the slashes are silent.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I have the feeling that these "face to face" meetings are so they can gauge how likely you are to react to being gouged by the agency fee.
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Could be different where you are or maybe times have changed a lot, but:
Back in real life, when I was interviewing for Chemical Research positions the agency, if any were involved, was paid by the employer.
Although I never got a programming job through an agency, those that I let have my resume all had their fees paid by the employers.
Has this changed, or is it a perk for living in US ?
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How much of the total amount of money that gets passed onto you can differ if, as I believe, glenn.... has been looking at contractor posts. With a contractor position, the agency is normally responsible for paying you - so the client pays them, and they take a percentage of that as "admin" and keep it, with the rest going to you. Of course, they don't like telling you how much they are getting because that tells you how much of your overall fee they are taking, which you can then ask for a cut of.
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Wear an evil clown mask for your skype meeting.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 14-Sep-16 12:26pm.
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To extend JSOPs idea - wear an evil clown mask, while having a bath.
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Alliterations
Are
An
Amazingly
Annoying
Amusement
Alternative.
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Bollocks
Boyo
Bad
Badinage
Becomes
Boring
Bloody
Breakneck
Because
Bullets
Bash
Ball
Breakers
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The Afro-Asian Alliteration and Acronym Advancement Association and Alliance would beg to differ.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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