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How about travelling to work like this?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A wonderful game - evade the smartphone zombies! Now in 3D!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Forget it. They would be flying as well, blind and deaf.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Now think how many people who ask stupid questions in QA will want one - and you may never want to leave your house again... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"How To Land with a Racketpuck. Urgentz!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"Fuel Gauge null reference exception. SND FUEL URGNTZZZ!!!!"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ok, let me mail you some. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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XPRSS AIRMAIL PLZZZZ!!!!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Even better: I will charge your prepaid card.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What's my PIN? What's my PIN? Nooooo....
<<<<SPLAT>>>>
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I couldn't turn the sound on, here (not without getting moaned at, anyway). How loud is it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They just played music, and I think they are smart to do that. These are real turbine jet engines, larger than the ones used for model airplanes. So yes, they will have the typical sound and not exactly be silent.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Which movie?
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The eight legged freaks!!! 
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Kiss of the SpiderMilf
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Ant-Man?
I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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"Game Of Thrones - The Starks Strike Back"
Now, honestly that's a good one 
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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http://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2016/09/01[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I may have asked this before, but forgive my addled memory. I am setting up a blog or two, but I'd like one to be .NET based. The rest are all WordPress, for quality and convenience.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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Back when I was in my late teens, studying mech aero engineering, I wasn't that good at chess and never rated myself and so never played it. Then s few years ago, after 20 years of programming having switched to of in my 20s, I was challenged to a game...
He was good, s mathematician, it was a very deep intense game, and what surprised me was my ability to think deeply into all the various moves, counter moves, and evolutions down many iterations, and hold them all in my head at the same time. Something I could never do as a teenager.
I won, with a killed rook move.
And I can only put this down to the years of brain exercise writing programs, where the same depth, complexity and interconnections of events i exists, gave me.
I played it a few times after that with other people and anihilated them.
Anyone else noticed writing programs having such an effect?
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nope
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Just doing things in general. It's a continuous background process of conditionals with branching.
Even fixing (replacing) a water line from sink-to-fridge, under house in 18" sand-floored crawl space strewn with obstacles - a nearly 30 foot crawl in this to the closer of the two kitchen access holes. It was to be one trip. All steps planned, even to the taping of the tube pushed through the floor on startup (tape tip to keep out sand) and fluorescent makings on wire hanger stuck through floor on push-up side (so 1/4" hole could be found). Tools, forehead light, extra batteries: really, just like user-proofing a some code.
Similar for most tasks - not quite a conscious effort as it's what we do.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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My situation is a almost same... I was good as kid with chess and didn't lost it even didn't played a single game in almost 20 years... Probably the 'brain exercise' was good to me too...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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