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Carry on Nagy - the pub visit
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
When he climbs into the dolphin tank
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yest it is.
a) did you look it up?
b) did you read the uttermost important MQOTD-Rules ?
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Very clever, but you got the right answer, which is wrong. The joy of this game is the pleasure of being wrong in the right way. Go clever, go silly, go tangential - that is the route to real success.
Plus Jim Carey really is a steaming pile of monkey ka-ka; comedies equivalent to Nick Cage.
veni bibi saltavi
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Don't you mean a steaming pile of.... guano? They've got guano! 
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Nah, guano at least has some uses.
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Indeed - Guano bowls, get the whole set! 
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Indeed, very good fertilizer.
As is Mr Cage.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Took your time, did you need to watch your Best of Nick film again?
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Been out all morning reformatting a computer that's being given away by a friends mother.
Partly to get rid of the passwords, credit card details, and such like, but mostly to remove her impressive collection of keyloggers, viruses, trojans, pirate software, and toolbars... 
And any visit to sort out her computer takes hours: she gets lonely since her best friend passed away at the beginning of 2014.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I know the feeling. I get the occasional 'can you pop round to look at the computer' from my parents and I feel a cold shiver go down my spine.
Every.
Single.
Tine.
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Lucky for me, my Dad is better with computers than I am...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Nope.
I rewatched the movie fairly recently.
I should probably read the rules... 
I'd have to disagree though. Jim Carrey is hilarious.
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5 centimeters a minute (or something a like that)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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One night in Paris, the prequel.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Partially absent, I enter the conscious (8)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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As a starting guess daydream. Not a full dream, but entering consiciousmess.
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I think you've nailed that one!
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Nope, sorry.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Misswake ? 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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chriselst wrote: Partially absent, I enter the conscious (8)
Damn, now I will have to do one. 
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On a bank holiday too.
Well done.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The amount of alcohol people in England drink has been underestimated by the equivalent of 12 million bottles of wine a week, according to new research.
To summarise, I forgot to send in the form. Now they've got a fuller data set the estimate has been redone. 
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