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Quartering is a form of torturous execution in which the victim is torn apart by four horses, one each attached to each limb and then driven in opposite directions. A typical example is recounted by Casanova who witnessed the execution of Damien in 1757. He recounts how every available spot within sight of the scaffold was crowded with Parisian sightseers who gloated over the doomed man's sufferings. After having his hand burned off and being subjected to the torture of boiling oil and melted lead, for hours, to the accompaniment of his piercing screams, the whip-goaded horses dragged his limbs and body apart.
Later, JoeSox
Word of the Day: perfervid
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/
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"Jerk It Out" by Caesars Palace
"Alpha Male (Sanctuary Mix)" by Virgo
"Save You (live At Chop Suey)" by Pearl Jam
"Spring Fever" by The Freak Accident
"Who Programmed My Desire?" by Unwoman
"Too Fast" by Supersnazz
"When The Levee Breaks " by Led Zeppelin
"With My Own Two Hands" by Ben Harper
"Track 03 Chateau Ste. Michelle Woodinville WA 6/20/04 Disk 1" by Jewel
"A Whisper" by Coldplay
"Shutdown" by Pitchshifter
"Polar Opposites " by Modest Mouse
"Hotel Yorba" by White Stripes
Later, JoeSox
Word of the Day: demur
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
See the blazing Yule before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in merry measure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell of Yule-tide treasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fast away the old year passes.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, lads and lasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous, all together.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Heedless of the wind and weather.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Later, JoeSox
Word of the Day: tattoo
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/
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"You're The Reason" by The Freak Accident
"Spring Fever" by The Freak Accident
"Who Programmed My Desire?" by Unwoman
"5 Million Ways To Kill A C.e.o." by The Coup
"This Is As Close As We Get" by Lullaby For The Working Class
"Under the Gun" by The Killers
"Can't Take The Heat" by I Am The World Trade Center
"Worms Vs. Birds" by Modest Mouse
I think The Freak Accident really kicks major b ty.
Later, JoeSox
Word of the Day: prink
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/
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"Wutuwankno" by Masta Ace Featuring Edo G
"When The Levee Breaks" by A Perfect Circle
"Vietnow" by Rage Against the Machine
"Try Me Out" by Kaito
"Know Your Enemy " by Rage Against the Machine
"Last Thing" by Diana Anaid
"Habit" by Pearl Jam
"Paralyzed" by The Cardigans
"End Of The Movie" by Cake
"Mistletoe and Holly" by Frank Sinatra
Later, JoeSox
Word of the Day: louche
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/
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"Caffeine, particularly in the form of tea and coffee, has enjoyed a long history of adoration and exaltation the world over, dating back nearly 5000 years to ancient China. When coffee was introduced in Europe in the seventeenth century, its powers of wakefulness were immediately recognized as a fortuitous boon, coming, as it did, in the midst of the Enlightenment. Artists such as Voltaire, Bach and Rousseau are said to have extolled the intellectual benefits of the new drink.
As Wolfgang Schivelbusch writes in Tastes of Paradise: A Social History of Spices, Stimulants, and Intoxicants, "[Coffee] spread through the body and achieved chemically and pharmacologically what rationalism and the Protestant ethic sought to fulfill spiritually and ideologically. With coffee the principle of rationality entered human physiology."
At least part of the reason for the proliferation of the use of caffeine—then and now—is the practically ubiquitous presence of plants containing it. Caffeine comes from an alkaloid family of generally poisonous nitrogen-containing compounds that includes the likes of strychnine, nicotine, morphine, mescaline, and emetine (the deadly ingredient in hemlock): a veritable who's who of nasty narcotics and poisons. Unlike the other compounds in this family, though, which are mostly associated with just one plant, caffeine occurs naturally in an extraordinary variety of plants—more than 100, in fact—including those as dissimilar as some lilacs and cacti.
In modern times, caffeine has handily maintained its prominence in daily life. After the consumption of water, beverages containing caffeine are the most popular on the planet—even more popular than alcohol. The United States, for example, averages 168 mg of caffeine per person every day, or about a cup and a half of coffee for each of its 275 million inhabitants each and every day. Which, as it turns out, is nothing compared to the 414 mg per day—or four cups a day per person—for the inhabitants of the Netherlands...."
http://www.brainconnection.com/topics/?main=fa/caffeine[^]
Later, JoeSox
Clean as a JellyBean
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bored bored bored watching cartoons ready to play a priest tonight
Later, JoeSox
"When someone says they give 110%, I feel good,
because I know I'm not as stupid as they are." - Goofiness.com
taking a break from taking a break for one post++
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If anyone has stumbled into here wondering where I have gone I am just taking a break from CP (my goal is a couple of months I might be posting in the programming boards more). Fact is, I have too much fun on the internet and I need to get more serious about other things. I multitask all the time and it has been wearing me down. Plus, I used to do a lot of posting skating off at work and things have changed here a bit so I would like to sing a little song about Bug-A-Boos because I think everyone is a Bug-A-Boo, including myself
If you need me, or think I need to know something, feel free to email me anytime.
Bug-A-Boo Lyrics by Ed O.G. & Da Bulldogs
'First I have to boom boom the bass like this..'
'And then I..'
[Ed O.G.]
Now this is the meanin of a Bug-A-Boo
It's a person who's constantly BUGGIN YOU
Never givin you no room TO BREATHE
On you like skin, or a shirt WITH SLEEVES
A person that constantly wants to be around you
It could even be your moms or pops when they hound you
Just someone who's always botherin you
If you was a plant, they'd be continously waterin you
Sweatin you like - heat
Let's say you are the (?), and they are the sheets
Always on you, and wrapped around you
As if you were lost, and they just found you
They never get the picture
No matter how many times you diss 'em, they still wanna get witcha
Continously callin never givin you a rest
A Bug-A-Boo's just like a fly..
Nothing but a pest, and I suggest
That you step, why?
[Chorus]
Cause you're a Bug-A-Boo, you're buggin me (I'm buggin who?)
You're just a Bug-A-Boo, you're buggin me (I'm buggin who?)
You're just a Bug-A-Boo, you're buggin me (I'm buggin who?)
You're just a Bug-A-Boo..
[Ed O.G.]
Now girls, there's that certain guy that just be tippin
On you like clothes and I suppose that you be dippin
in his kicks, cause he's a stupid dick
Sappy givin you this and that, so you can feel happy
Yeah you might be happy but you're sick of him
Because he's on it, and you wanna get rid of him
But he's sweatin you, don't knock it cause he's gettin you
everything you want, so you can get fly
You say, 'Bug-A-Boo jump,' and he says, 'How high?'
Hey, just get paid, cause he's payin you
And don't call him by his name, call him a Bug-A-Boo
[Chorus]
[Ed O.G.]
Now everybody knows a Bug-A-Boo or was a Bug-A-Boo
You mighta had to bug a few or even fell in love and knew
that you was buggin a person, never cuttin no slack
Cause everytime you called them they was like 'I'll call you back'
Now a girl can whip a guy, and he can become one
He'll be callin you'll be stallin cause he's stupid a dumb one
But it goes both ways, and as a matter of fact
A girl can catch her man cheatin, and still take him back
So to all you Bug-A-Boos who got the blues and really want it
without you Bug-A-Boos we couldn't say that you were on it
[Chorus]
Later, JoeSox
"Life is too important to take seriously." - Corky Siegel
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"Just Lose It" by Eminem
"Wheels" by Cake
"Song Of The Rats Leaving The Sinking Ship" by American Music Club
"They" Eye In The Sky Mix By Mdk And Ayesha
"Reading My Mind" by John Cale
"Love Hurts " by Emmylou Harris Gram Parsons
"Teenage Dope Fiend" by Flickerstick
"Passenger" by Lunachicks
"Please Let Me Get " by Weezer
"Believe You Me" by Eddie Vedder
"The Way It Is" by The Strokes
"Electrify" by Beastie Boys
"Beautiful" by Smashing Pumkins
Just got into the office, traveling from another service center.
Friday! W H
Later, JoeSox
"Life is too important to take seriously." - Corky Siegel
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When you came into
My room last night
And took off all your clothes
Did you think I would resist
Letting you inside
Did you think I could resist you
My favorite Samurai
You swam across the bedroom
Drunk on my champagne
You got into the air
Across the River Wye
And pushed aside your headstone
My favorite Samurai
Then you showed me something
I didn't know
How to let go
I was falling
Through the Tivoli sky
Expecting to fly
Expecting to fly
When I stood beside your tomb
Last night
Recalling how you rose
Did you think I would persist
Refusing to die
See how I've persisted
My favorite Samurai
- The Pretenders
Later, JoeSox
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Hi. ahem. Umm, My name's Chris Parker.
I live in Oak Park, that's a suburb.
They probably figured that out. huh
This is Brad, Sarah and Daryl and we're in trouble.
Ain't no doubt!
See me and my boyfriend Mike, tonight's our anniversary.
But then he went and cancled and now i'm stuck watchin' these three.
And it's so hard...
And it's sooo hard...
Babysittin' these guys.
She's got the......
I got this call from Brenda. I went to pick her up.
Tire had a blow out and my mom's car got shot up.
And these guys started to chace us.
And we all got hijacked. huh
We were crusing down the highway,
In this big, ol' Cadilaic.
And it's so hard!
YEAH!
It's so hard...
Babysittin' these guys.
She got the.....Babyyyy sittin' bules.
Baby, baby. Babysittin' blues.
I've got the...Babyyyy sitting blues.
Well alright!
There's nights....you swear you were born to lose. Like tonight.
And you wish your feet were walkin' in someone elses shoes.
Some guys are out to get us.
And Brenda's probably dead.
We ain't got a nickle.
And they should be in bed. And you outta luck.
Outtaaa luck, watchin' these guys.
I've got the....Babyyyy sitting blues.
Baby, baby.
Babyyyy sitting blues.
Baby, baby.
Babyyyy sitting bluuues.
There are nights....
You swear you were born to looose...yeah!
Like tonight.
And you wish your feet were walkin' in someone elses shoes.
Some guy's out to get 'em and the girl's probably dead.
She ain't got a nickle...
AND WE SHOULD BE IN BED!!!
And you outta luck.
Outta luck watchin' these guys.
I've got the....Babyyyy sitting blues.
Baby, baby.
Babyyyy sitting blues.
Baby, baby.
Babyyyy sitting bluuues.
-Elizabeth Shue & Bo Diddly
)
Later, JoeSox
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
- Phyllis Diller
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Pull out the stop plugs, drain all the waste
Who needs it anyway
Fill all the big holes, leave no trace
No sign of yesterday
I was all the dishes and I clean up my place
No sign of yesterday
I stare at the photographs of your dark face
No sign of yesterday
Out in the yard, was such a lovely place
It's where we used to play
Inside, outside you can feel and taste.
No sign of yesterday
And I can't hear you calling
I can't hear you calling
I can't hear you anymore
Metal ships are falling
This old car keeps stalling
Always seems to be the way
Pick up the pieces, and go dig out the dead
Then you can go to bed
Night is the stealer and time is the test
No sign of yesterday
Pull out the stop plugs, drain all the waste
Who needs it anyway
Fill all the big holes, leave no trace
No sign of yesterday
And I can't hear you calling
I can't hear you calling
I can't hear you anymore
Metal ships are falling
This old car keeps stalling
Always seems to be the way
Men at Work
Later, JoeSox
"Life is too important to take seriously." - Corky Siegel
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On the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again,
And I can't wait to get on the road again.
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world be turnin' our way
And our way
Is on the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin' music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
And I can't wait to get on the road again
Later, JoeSox
"Life is too important to take seriously." - Corky Siegel
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It was twenty years ago today,
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play,
They've been going in and out of style
But they've guaranteed to raise a smile.
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Sit Back and let the evening go.
Sgt. Pepper's lonely, Sgt. Pepper'lonely,
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely audience
We'd like to take you home with us
we'd like to take you home
I don't really like to stop the show
But I thought that you might like to know
That the singer's going to sing a song
And he wants you all to sing along
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Billy Shears
And Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
<mosh pit> </mosh pit>
Later, JoeSox
on breaktime and GAME ON "YOU"
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tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen
pour myself a cup of ambition
yawning stretching trying to come to life
jump in the shower the blood starts pumping
out on the streets the traffic starts jumping
folks like me on the job from nine to five
working nine to five
what a way to make a living
barely getting by
it`s all taking and no giving
they just use your mind
then they never give you credit
it`s enough to drive you crazy
and you love it
they let you dream just to watch them shatter
you`re just a step on the bossman`s ladder
but you got dreams he`ll never take away
in the same boat with a lot of your friends
waiting for the day your ship will come in
the tide`s gonna turn and it`s all gonna roll you away
working nine to five
what a way to make a living
barely getting by
it`s all taking and no giving
they just use your mind
then they never give you credit
it`s enough to drive you crazy
and you love it
you spend the rest of your life putting money in his pocket
Later, JoeSox
"Life is too important to take seriously." - Corky Siegel
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darling, you gotta let me know
should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be there till the end of time
So you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
I'll always tease,tease,tease
you're happy when I'm on my knees
one day is fine and the next is black
so if you want me off your back
well, come on and let me know
should I stay or should I go?
chorus:
Should I stay or should i go now?
Should I stay or should i go now?
if I go there will be trouble
and if I stay it will be double
so come on and let me know
The indecisions bugging me
if you don't want me set me free
Exactly who I'm supposed to be
Don't you know which clothes even fits me?
Come on and let me know
Should I cool it or should I blow?
I feel like I am being forced to leave CP sometimes
Later, JoeSox
on breaktime
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"Zombie" by the cranberries
"Lose My Breath" by Destiny's Child
"What You Waiting For" by Gwen Stefani
"Criminal" by Eminem
"Strangers In The Night" by Frank Sinatra
"Sex, Love, & Money" by Mos Def
"Manic Monday" by Bangles
"Pitchshifter Genius Dj Punk Roc Mix"
"Imagine" by John Lennon
"Beautiful World" by Coldplay
"Dream A Little Dream Of Me" by Dean Martin
"Letter Read" by RACHAEL YAMAGATA
"Me Vs. Maradona Vs. Elvis" by Brand New
"Hitchhiker" by Pearl Jam
"Idiot Wind" by Bob Dylan
I'm happy because I have been using hymn[^] more and slowly bringing in my mp3s to work
Later, JoeSox
http://www.sinfest.net/comics/sf20000510.gif[^]
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"HEADLINE: BEASTIE BOYS TAKE OVER Y100
This Saturday night, The Beastie Boys are taking over Y100! It's Beastie Boys Radio...Mike D, Ad-Rock & MCA will be the deejays and play whatever music they want!
Plus, listen all weekend for your chance to win tickets to see The Beastie Boys on Monday night at their Y100 concert event at the Wachovia Center! And everyone who wins tickets all weekend is qualified to be one of TEN grand prize winners who will go backstage to meet The Beastie Boys!
Beastie Boys Radio is Saturday from 8-10pm and will be rebroadcast Sunday from 10pm-Midnight and Monday night after the Beastie Boys concert. "
http://www.y100.com/listingsentryfeature.asp?ID=261485&PT=feature[^]
Later, JoeSox
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"Intro" by Nirvana From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah
"Vasoline" by Stone Temple Pilots
"Push Me Pull Me" by Pearl Jam
"Price I Pay" by Jane's Addiction
"All or None" by Pearl Jam - BHall
"The Emerald Law" by Probot
"Parting Ways" by Pearl Jam
"Hard to Explain" by The Strokes
"Attack of the Puppet People" by Schoolyard Heroes
"No No No" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
"Chickenshit Conformist" by Dead Kennedys
"Get It Together" by Beastie Boys
"We're Going to be Friends" by White Stripes
"Thin Air" by Pearl Jam - BHall
"Someday" by The Strokes
"F*** the World" by The Vines
"Modern Romance" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
"Why Go" by Pearl Jam
"Loser" by Red Letter Day
"Criminal" by Fiona Apple
"Scared Straight" by Killer Mike
"Poke And Destroy" by The Presidents of the United States of America
"Fight The Power " by Public Enemy
"Rave On" by Buddy Holly
"Song for the Man" by Beastie Boys
Later, JoeSox
"If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it."
- Pierre Beaumarchais
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