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Colin Angus Mackay11-Oct-06 3:07
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Frank Kerrigan11-Oct-06 5:32
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Frank Kerrigan11-Oct-06 2:44
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Colin Angus Mackay11-Oct-06 2:50
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Frank Kerrigan wrote:
I think its a database for a MALL


That reminds me of a joke:

A pregnant woman realises that she can't look after the identical twins she is expecting so she puts them up for adoption. Many years later she decides that she wants to meet them to see what they are like. She finds out that one has been adopted by a jewish family who named him Amal, the other by a Spanish family who named him Juan. She eventually manages to get in touch with the Spanish family and she meets Juan. However, she was never able to track down the current whereabouts of the Jewish family. She asks her husband how she is ever going to know what Amal looks like and he replied "If you've seen Juan you've seen Amal"!

Boom! Boom!


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QuestionAnalysis Services 2000 - Member.FetchAllProperties Error Pin
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