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Took me almost half an hour before I realised that it's not meant seriously! Good one! 
I are troll 
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If u don't know to implement don't post ur comment.
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If you don't know how to read
- f_off!
If you refuse to spell
- f_off and die!
If you won't make an effort
- f_off and die you m_f_er!
If you want others to do your homework
- f_off and die you m_f_ing p_drinking a_sucker!
Kapeesh?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
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williamnw wrote: If you refuse to spell
- f_off and die!
If only MySelf.Visible was more than just a getter...
A person can produce over 5 times there own body weight in excrement each year... please re-read your questions before posting
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Occassionally. Just occassionally. I get 'vexed' and I need to vent. It's a bit like those vile felines scratching at the nearest piece of tailoring there bi-cellular brains encounter.
You goive a guy a hint. He doesn't even take the hint and tries to snarl his yellow teeth at you. You know what I say? "Bring 'em on! And there damned cats!"
[btw thank you for the 5, have one back.]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
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Hey hey now! What's all this? Are you trying to mimic my attitude?
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Hi, Welcome to being scorned. You are being laughed at for the following:
1. Using all bold text
2. Using 1337 txt spek.
3. Asking for code.
4. Being stupid
Please correct all of the above and ask again, make sure to look at point 4. Google can help you with that.
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You should be able to make use of the following framework:
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Text;
using System.Net;
using System.IO;
namespace NeedsCode
{
class Program
{
static void Main(string[] args)
{
throw new NotImplementedException("The program code needs to be implemented.");
}
}
}
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
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well first you might want to consider how you plan to connect to the mobile.... then who knows
Oh, if you do somehow make this application, dont forget how i helped. the source code as a reward should be fine
If you reply to this 'aashish patidar' then i will accept as a written agreement fro my reward
If only MySelf.Visible was more than just a getter...
A person can produce over 5 times there own body weight in excrement each year... please re-read your questions before posting
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OK. First you need to port every file, image, and video reader application to your mobile. Then you need to send the files to it. 
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots.
-- Robert Royall
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In a far off land, there's a large mountain. At the top of this mountain, a reclusive group of monks called the Redoceerf live in a crumbling old monastery. The moss covered walls of this monastery have stood as mute witness to the thousands of travellers who have attempted the difficult task of climbing to the summit of this mountain to ask questions of a wise old hermit.
The wise old hermit is reputed to know the secrets of everything. He knows the sound that one hand clapping makes (it's "cl" if it's the left hand and "ap" if it's the right hand). It is reputed that he knows how to live off the moisture in the air, and has never been known to tread on any form of lower life. The answer to the secrets you seek mean that you must climb the steep mountain paths until you come to the ravine of unanswered souls. Cross this ravine by means of the rickety bridge - it stretches into the mists, and it is missing several slats so take great care. Once across the bridge, you must climb the narrow paths until you come to the monastery. At the monastery, offer up fruits to the monks to seek their permission to pass.
Once past the monastery, you will climb up the mountain goat trails until you reach a small cave near the top of the mountain. There you will find the hermit. Seek to apprentice yourself to him for thirty years or so - he will judge your worthiness by giving you a single slice of hard bread. A word of warning here - do not eat the bread, no matter how much you hunger; after a day or so, he will hand you a bowl with a hole in the bottom and indicate that you should fill it with soup - use the bread to plug the hole and then fill the bowl. Note that the hermit will not speak, and if you pass this test, he will gesture to you that you may stay.
The tasks he gives you will be hard. They will test your endurance, and he will not speak. It is up to you to learn to listen to the silences in the wind. Once you can hear these silences, the secrets he knows will be unveiled to you - he will never speak to you directly, but you will have achieved wisdom. At the end of your apprenticeship, you will be ready to descend the mountain once more. Be sure to stop at the monastery to get your souvenir tea towel.
At this stage, you have the wisdom to know that this task is only urgent to you. Me? Well, I couldn't give a flying fig one way or the other, and I'd much rather spend the time mocking you.
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You get a giant bag of WTF on that one sir.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: The wise old hermit is reputed to know the secrets of everything.
His name is AJAX right? I heard he is moving from his cave and taking up new residence on a secret computing cloud such as only befits his regality.
Now a serious question. You plagiarized that yes? I mean you didn't just make that all up did you?
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led mike wrote: You plagiarized that yes
Nope. It's all me. You've known me long enough now to know that all mocking is 100% Pete. I've crafted a few like this over the years, but I had a bit of time this afternoon while a transformation process was running.
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Wow dude, have you ever considered writing a novel? If you can just spit stuff like that out it seems you are missing your calling.
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Gosh thanks. I do have the ideas for a series of books, but I just don't have the time or patience to sit down and write them out.
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Bring your computer and a power source with you. Hopefully you won't have internet access in such a remote place, so we won't see any more patently ridiculous, inane, pathetic, blatantly impossible, self-centred, stupid, misguided, irreversibly silly questions
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Good Morning,
I am trying to create a pfx certificate by running the following (and putting in a password)
makecert.exe -n "CN=MyCert" -pe -r -e 01/01/2039 -sv c:\MyKey.pvk c:\MyKey.cer
pvk2pfx.exe -pvk C:\MyKey.pvk -spc C:\MyKey.cer -pfx C:\MyAppsCertificate.pfx
When I try to use the certificate in studio for click once and it says the password I put in is incorrect
any ideas?
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I've ticked you up on both Q&A. It's so refreshing to see someone make an effort here. Well done!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
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Its one of those things, been seaching all morning for the solution (about 2hours) then think right final effort post on here, and 2 min later i find the solution, 
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I have a project that have a class that I can’t step into a method call with F11 during debugging.
Any tip what could be wrong?
_____________________________
...and justice for all
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Did you Put a Breakpoint ?
Vuyiswa Maseko,
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.... They now need more and more expensive clerks even though they call them "Developers" or "Programmers."
C#/VB.NET/ASP.NET/SQL7/2000/2005/2008
http://www.vuyiswamaseko.tiyaneProperties.co.za
vuyiswa@its.co.za
www.ITS.co.za
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Hmm, have you got the pdb available/debug build etc? Also, its a long shot but there's a custom attribute (can't remember what it is) which instructs the debugger to step over methods and such. There's also an option on the debug context menu which tells the debugger to 'step over properties and operations'. Check you don't have that set.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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