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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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MehGerbil14-Jul-11 4:54
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Yeah, my post was serious. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:
My entire career is based upon using code generation tools to enhance perceived value.

My last performance evaluation:

Boss: So, how many lines of code did you create this year?

Me: Four million, thanks to the power of code generators.

Boss: Wow, high productivity and automation combined. You get a 20% raise.


Instead of using obvious jokes as a launching pad for grinding axes against code generation and bad management why don't you create your own rant thread. This is the perfect place to do it.

Sheesh.
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