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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
GeneralRe: Why would you do this to a stored procedure? It never did anything to you. Pin
SomeGuyThatIsMe21-Nov-12 2:17
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KP Lee22-Nov-12 18:23
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SomeGuyThatIsMe26-Nov-12 2:34
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Adriaan Davel21-Nov-12 20:36
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Harry Neethling21-Nov-12 23:23
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mmelvis22-Nov-12 3:45
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You have an application that is 25 years old with no documentation for the tables, c-isam tables. You have to make this wonderful application talk to a modern day databases. You have been given a budget of $0 to get this task completed. You have just enough time to learn syntax to put something together that will hopefully work. That is how this happens.
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