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Hell, I'd be willing to sell the Ethernet cable that transported some of the documents to my computer, if anyone's got EUR 5,000 to spend.
The same cable also brought me the news of Sir Peter Viggers' duck house, the collapse of Lehman Brothers, and Ian Botham's passing, so it's gotta be a bargain.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Hell, I'd be willing to sell the Ethernet cable that transported some of the documents to my computer
And all the other "documents" as well. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Only if you can prove you're over 18.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ken Wallis[^]
Flying till the end
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Quote: His daughter Vicky said her father passed away after "a long and successful life doing what he wanted".
That's all that counts!
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KitKat [^]
I want them to actually make a KitKat candy bar in the shape of the image  (just saw that Nestle is going to make an Android version of the KitKat bar :yummy:
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
modified 3-Sep-13 18:11pm.
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It's to be hoped that Google agreed the use of a registered trademark.
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Yes, they did with a cross promotion too! [^]
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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They should take a break...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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So...is that two fingers to iOS, or Win8? 
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Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.
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Considering the images show 4 finger bars, I feel it may be two finger to each of them!
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You could be right - nobody ever accused Google of being subtle!
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Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.
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Maybe they should google the definition of "dessert".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A slight altered version of the strapline (slogan)
"Have a break from Metro... have a Kit Kat"
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I don't like it. While I can plainly understand all the marketing advantages for both sides, this is really pushing it a bit far.
It _always_ sucks when marketing people make use of what probably was a developer joke (e.g. naming the releases after candy stuff) to get the maximum money out of it. I just hate it.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I wish they'd just stick to numbers. These stupid names are another bit of useless information we have to look up or remember.
At least they're better than Ubuntu
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Really? is there no other dessert that starts with K?, is not that I don't like chocolate, but I will have a lot of trouble finding information on the internet about Android Kit Kat.
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Naah... It's not fatty enough...
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About right. But I'm missing occasional coffee, and short sleep after meal.. I mean, problem analysis.
Wisdom is to see the things as they really are.
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There should be decision box between Aah! and Aah! If you choose Aah! it goes to Aah! otherwise Aah! will branch to Aah! instead.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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That was our main course and I am stuffed!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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For some reason, the headline makes me think of Kinda Lingers[^ Warning - NSFW if you mishear it.
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If you are in need of a very good provider : http://www.fermelechner.com/[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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