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F*** you!
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Pretty Woman
is this a signature ?
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Paris Hilton in the library...
Life is too shor
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Debbie Does The Oval Office? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Cops Shoot 107 year old in gun battle[^]
Would that I am able to hold out in a gun battle at 107 years of age!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Too old to die young.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Dalek Dave wrote: Would that I am able to hold out in a gun battle at 107 years of age!
As they shot him dead as soon as he opened fire I'm not sure he did much 'holding out'.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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The fact he could hold and use a gun rather than sit there in a nappy dribbling into his lap was impressive enough.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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He had collected on Social Security for too long.
The government wasn't going to let that continue.
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When I first read it, the name Michael Martin came to mind. It has his signature all over it. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I think he was on the other side of the country.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Where there's beer to be had he'll move heaven and earth to get to it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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www.abc.net.au wrote: ...make sure [your food and alcohol] is securely stored ...
Why food? 
www.abc.net.au wrote: "Our guys aren't equipped to contain or control these wild animals, especially under the influence.
So who is equipped to control wild animals under the influence?
(Not sure if it a case of getting sober people or getting a special division that deals with drunk animals) 
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Anyone using free online ticketing systems? All I can find on Google are web-based software and I don't have the resources for the hosting at the moment. I happened to stumble upon LightHouse[^] but the free account limits the number of members to only 2. I hope someone can help me with this one. It's for a small project for 4 developers. 
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Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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You mean help tickets/bug tracking?
You could use http://tfs.visualstudio.com/[^] which has a pretty full feature set and all you need is a Microsoft account (you can create one for free). If you are using Visual Studio or even other studios, it hosts a Git and TFS server so you can integrate source control.
Best of all, its free!
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Thanks. I forgot to mention that it's not a .Net project, and the system I'm looking for does not necessarily need to be connected to the source control. I just need something that will allow me to assign tasks and create milestones, send and receive notifications, etc.
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Have a look at Trello[^]
It's free, can support multiple projects with small teams and has a clean UI. It's a bit minimalistic, though.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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Our fellow member Rutvik Dave is running a great solution, http://remindmethis.com/[^].
I used it as a beta tester and I can say that it works great.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Thanks a lot! for the recommendations Marco. 
Hello Walter,
Please let me know if you need anything, I would be more than happy to help.
(Please use the feedback links at the bottom of every page to contact me, and I will get back to you ASAP)
Thank You,
- Rutvik
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Hi Walter, your footer is quite hard on the eye.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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