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Should have been a developer, that one!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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The Verge has a live blog[^] for the event.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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Oh, that's pretty darned cool. Mewantsonenow.
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"We've revamped the product so you can see the true magnesium of the product coming out."
 Does that mean they've left a hole in it?
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"I'll tell you how it's more sexier, because it is."
Arggh. It's sexier, not more sexier you buffoon. Don't dilute your message into making me want to take one of those lovely new magnesium showing devices and ram it down your throat while repeatedly kicking you. Oh, and please don't use circular reasoning to try and sell this to me - that's not going to work.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Oh, and please don't use circular reasoning to try and sell this to me - that's not going to work.
No, but saying "Look, shiny!" is a sure fire winner.
speramus in juniperus
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Shiny and magnesium? Ooh, ooh! Want!
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You know you want it because you do.
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I'm not impressed, the hardware changes are good and there is improvement, but WinRT is still there... :/
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What a very entertaining stand-up comedian !
"You're better off working and playing, doing them at the same time is call ADD. Don't do it."
"I can't see the cloud, but I know it's there."
Delightful.
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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So, it's $449 for the Surface 2 - is that with, or without, the keyboard? If it's without the keyboard, then that puts it almost back at the original Surface pricing. Have they learned nothing?
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At least Balmer smiled, if not incessantly..
Oh look! The stock price is almost back up to it's pre-launch (an hour ago) levels. 
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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I watched a documentary about this job - it was really difficult, the clocks aren't all just sitting on mantelpieces, some are up towers and in walls of buildings and very dangerous to get to some of them. There's a lot more to it than you might think. The salary is quite justified in my opinion.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The salary might be justified but the job itself isn't 
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why not?
There must be a lot of antique clocks that need to be maintained; Me think it is not only a job to set the clock to the proper time, but to maintain and conserve them.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I don't think there must be thousands of clocks be running at the same time while nobody even needs them. Sure, there are probably a few dozen clocks which are used. But is there a need to run thousands?
Maintain and conserve does not necessarily involve "keep them running all the time and keep them accurate".
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"The Queen next to one of her many clocks"
Not much gets past the Mirror.
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viaducting wrote: "The Queen next to one of her many clocks"
I wish they missed the vital "L" in there.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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It is a bit of a paycut but if I got a title out of it I could be a Time Lord!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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If there were arguments about the accuracy of your time settings, you could have wars about it.
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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Or just put your hands up 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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