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Re: SELECT * FROM credit_bill WHERE not_covered=TRUE

24-Sep-13 8:10

It's nice to know innocents still exist! Wink | ;)

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Pete O'Hanlon24-Sep-13 8:35

Pete O'Hanlon

24-Sep-13 8:35

His wife works for CodeProject. He has to pretend.

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Re: SELECT * FROM credit_bill WHERE not_covered=TRUE

OriginalGriff24-Sep-13 8:45

Re: SELECT * FROM credit_bill WHERE not_covered=TRUE

24-Sep-13 8:45

Oooo! Nasty.... Unsure | :~

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

Nish Nishant24-Sep-13 8:56

Nish Nishant

24-Sep-13 8:56

Thanks Pete, always covering my back! Poke tongue | ;-P

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Re: SELECT * FROM credit_bill WHERE not_covered=TRUE

Pete O'Hanlon24-Sep-13 9:23

Pete O'Hanlon

24-Sep-13 9:23

If you were out with the Oracle team, it's not your back that needs covering.

Chill _Maxxx_

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Re: SELECT * FROM credit_bill WHERE not_covered=TRUE

Espen Harlinn24-Sep-13 8:27

Espen Harlinn

24-Sep-13 8:27

Hi Nish

I'm currently working for a company in Trondheim - guess which book I found at their office?

Espen Harlinn
Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS

Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

Re: SELECT * FROM credit_bill WHERE not_covered=TRUE

Nish Nishant24-Sep-13 8:56

Nish Nishant

24-Sep-13 8:56

Espen Harlinn wrote:

I'm currently working for a company in Trondheim - guess which book I found
at their office?

That's gotta be a good company to work for then! Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Regards,
Nish

Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

Latest article: C++ 11 features in Visual C++ 2013 Preview

Re: SELECT * FROM credit_bill WHERE not_covered=TRUE

Espen Harlinn24-Sep-13 9:21

Espen Harlinn

24-Sep-13 9:21

Oh, it really is Laugh | :laugh:

Espen Harlinn
Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS

Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

Re: SELECT * FROM credit_bill WHERE not_covered=TRUE

DarthDana25-Sep-13 4:42

DarthDana

25-Sep-13 4:42

Yes, but when the employee doesn't pay they go after the company. And, according to the cardholder agreement, the company is on the hook in such instances. They need to offer termination to the people that ran up such bills.

Re: SELECT * FROM credit_bill WHERE not_covered=TRUE

Brisingr Aerowing24-Sep-13 11:23

Brisingr Aerowing

24-Sep-13 11:23

WTF? That strip club just wants publicity. I wouldn't be surprised if that place modified the amount for this lawsuit.

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And it was delicious.

Re: SELECT * FROM credit_bill WHERE not_covered=TRUE

Mark_Wallace24-Sep-13 20:20

Mark_Wallace

24-Sep-13 20:20

"we suspect that the club is using it to garner publicity in order to attract current OpenWorld attendees"

Er, yeah.

Bills for 16 to 17 thousand a night are going to attract a lot of people.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

APOD

R. Giskard Reventlov24-Sep-13 5:37

R. Giskard Reventlov

24-Sep-13 5:37

IC 4628: The Prawn Nebula[^]

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum

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Re: APOD

harold aptroot24-Sep-13 5:45

harold aptroot

24-Sep-13 5:45

Fookin Prawns[^]

Re: APOD

Richard Deeming24-Sep-13 8:53

Richard Deeming

24-Sep-13 8:53

Never touch the prawns[^].

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

Ignorance is power

Mirza Ghalib24-Sep-13 5:15

Mirza Ghalib

24-Sep-13 5:15

Francis Bacon was so wrong when he said "knowledge is power", in today's pc and dumb people friendly workplace, ignorance is power. The less you know, the more people bend over backwards trying to explain things to you. More stress you inflict on other people, the stronger your power over them.

I was unaware of this until a few years ago, until my spiritual guru revealed this truth to me and opened the gateway to eternal happiness. This was circa 2003. A new CIO had been appointed. Beefy bloke from Newzealand and blond too. He decided our company was getting stale and needed fresh blood. He brought in a lot of people who had absolutely no background in IT or had any previous experience in our business domain. All of them as project managers and senior business analysts. And the fun started. One day my boss called me in and said "Ghalib you going to help Tiffany with her new project. Show her the ropes. If the project fails I will hold you responsible".

Lady in question was a blonde from Germany and a cat lover to boot. I consulted by spiritual guru "Oh wise one! This woman is going to torture me to death. What do I do". The wise one said "Man, play dumb". So I started off saying things like "What's XML?" at meetings. "You haven't heard of XML?" "Nope! never heard of it". Score me = 1, cat lover = 0.

Predictably, the project collapsed before much money could be spent on it. But, I was on to a good thing. I perfected this to a fine art. I did so well at it that I was soon promoted.

I have often found solutions to perplexing problems in CP, so I love you guys and would like to share this valuable secret with you :- "when nothing works, play dumb" Cool | :cool:

modified 24-Sep-13 12:00pm.

Pualee24-Sep-13 5:24

Pualee

24-Sep-13 5:24

So eloquently said.

Rage24-Sep-13 5:25

24-Sep-13 5:25

Well, my behaviour towards blonde German girls is quite a different one.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

OriginalGriff24-Sep-13 5:47

24-Sep-13 5:47

I'm sure you rise to the occasion.

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

Rage24-Sep-13 5:59

24-Sep-13 5:59

It is hard not to.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

OriginalGriff24-Sep-13 6:09

24-Sep-13 6:09

I'm sure it's a stiff challenge...

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

Rage24-Sep-13 6:24

24-Sep-13 6:24

Yeah, but I have been successful so far. I am knocking on wood.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

charlieg24-Sep-13 6:47

charlieg

24-Sep-13 6:47

You guys are great! I saw the comment about the german girl and thought, "Here we go...".
You did not disappoint.

Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.

"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

Rage24-Sep-13 6:51

24-Sep-13 6:51

I think you nailed it.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

loctrice24-Sep-13 7:11

loctrice

24-Sep-13 7:11

talk about the elephant in the room

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