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Build a golden toilet.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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That won't need this much of Gold....  What about the remaining...?
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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Golden toilet paper....?
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Rohan Leuva wrote: That won't need this much of Gold....
Sure, but he'll eventually use it for a hundred tons.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would dream of the glut of gold not devaluing it to the point it became worthless...
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viaducting wrote: I would dream of the glut of gold not devaluing it to the point it became worthless...
..that'd imply that copper would become "worthless" too. Economics isn't exactly precise math 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Economics isn't exactly precise math
 Indeed.
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Does the government monitor the dreams of all holy men? Why pick this one?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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He informed government regarding the same. I personally don't believe such things but it is fact that he has predicted so many things in past and they all were true.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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Rohan Leuva wrote: they all were true
This one may dent his reputation.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Buy a country and change the laws so they don't look like the scribblings of a madman anymore.
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Are you saying you are not a madman, or that you don't scribble?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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harold aptroot wrote: change the laws so they don't look like the scribblings of any other madman
It's inaccuracies that will make your laws just as crazy as everyone else's.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Melt it all down, and pour it down Justin Bieber's throat...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I'd keep an eye out for the guy in the Aston Martin DB5.
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I have dreamt that there is gold buried beneath my dad's garden - do you think the ASI will dig it for him, as I can't be arsed!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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 Keep out, they steal till the last penny!
ASI have lost their mind it seems... There are temple crumbling and they sit with their legs crossed but are now dancing to a madman's tunes...
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
Source
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I would legislate that a tomato is a vegetable!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Rohan Leuva wrote: He said that he saw 1000 tons of Gold.
from link: 1,000 tonnes of gold
tonne > ton
that is all
Every time you think, you weaken the nation.
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Actually a short ton < tonne, but a long ton > tonne.
That really is all 
[waits for triple-pedant reply...]
Andy B
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arrggghhh
out pedanted™
Every time you think, you weaken the nation.
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