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No, but either one could go to Nevada, booze it up, rent a friend for the weekend, and return to work on Monday.
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Honest Monsegnieur - I only had communion wine!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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The real problem is knowing that alcohol is still in your system 3 months later. Just one more reason not to drink at all.
Is it school rules to not drink? If so, what's the problem with testing for it?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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They're testing hair, which ends up accumulating traces of whatever was in your body as it grows. It also offers an easy way for someone to evade the tests.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Quote: It also offers an easy way for someone to evade the tests. Roll eyes | Exactly.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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This is a Catholic school.
You're gonna have to shave at both ends!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Dan Neely wrote: It also offers an easy way for someone to evade the tests.
At my previous employ, when a co-worker was offered a permanent position, he had to pass a drug test first. He maintained a regulatively short hair style.
Upon arrival at the testing facility, he was offered two choices. He quickly removed his shirt.
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Does Listerine count?
/ravi
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Only if you swallow.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I doubt the trace of alcohol from communion wine would show positive in the kinds of tests they are performing. They are probably looking for long-term byproducts from metabolizing large amounts of alcohol, possibly in terms of liver and/or kidney enzyme levels.
I imagine this school has a worse-than-average alcohol or drug problem, and this is their effort to get a handle on it. Catholic schools are inherently private, and can set their own conditions for admittence and continued attendance. With that said, if the parents don't agree with the conditions, they can send their kids elsewhere.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: if the parents don't agree with the conditions, they can send their kids elsewhere. Yup -- and not try to argue against the iron-clad no-refunds policy.
Why do you think they didn't announce this in May or June?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We sent our daughter to Catholic school for grades K-8. All of the Catholic schools in our area have essentially the same policy, first tuition payment of the year isn't due until school starts.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Way to ruin a good bitch.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Be grateful I read your post a couple of times. I almost interpreted your term 'bitch' as referring to my daughter, rather than your previous post.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I didn't even know you had a daughter.
Have you informed her mother?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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[Milligan]
What a memory you have, Grytpype!
[/Milligan]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"... and I don't want to catch anyone not drinking." -- Bruce
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Removed.
modified 22-Oct-13 9:40am.
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What part of "Technical discussions are welcome, but if you need specific help please use the programming forums." did you assume did not apply to you?
Post it here: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I would try one of the programming forums instead of posting here. Note the message in bold about asking programming questions in the Lounge.
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Here we make you talk for the whole day. You'll become unproductive & doomed. It's only for the people who have earned enough money & for slackers like me.
The right place to ask:[^]
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I wonder how you get enough money from being a slacker...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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He's also an international assassin.
But we don't talk about it.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Mate you broke the MOU.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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