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Keith Barrow wrote: the University of Hard Knocks
The University of Hard Knockers was out of your league. 
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It's out of my reach - I've only got short arms...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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It's the only university were an A is frowned upon.
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... But there are plenty of Fs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi All,
I need my Bosses advice on how to proceed, however he is on a conference call (getting more annoyed!). How do others handle situations like this? I feel I ought to plow on but feel I could cause problems and waste time if I do. Any ideas as I have now possibly backed my self into a corner.....
Glenn
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Go into a circular room and stay there, that way you cant get cornered 
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What kind of advice? Is it a technical problem? what kind of decisions?
Hello World!
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I am testing some 'odd' hardware works fine the bench test inside the new units (which are the 'same' as the old) doesn't work dig out the old units which are going to have to used in the test, works in them. Old good, new bad????
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The new are fine you just need to know how to use them the right way. My advice to you is read the documentation.
Hello World!
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The new aren't they do not have a sufficient terminal length, (according to the producers web site) and are being recalled. The documentation is hook it up this it works (it doesn't) sit for five minutes with a Vernier and you find the problem, look on the manufactures website find a reference to that part and how it may be faulty. Spend an hour or so with some pliers and you can make them work. I had to think around the corner for five minutes which made my head hurt! All good now!
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glennPattonWork wrote: All good now!
Glad I can help.
Hello World!
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Poorly questioned!
Do you need teh codez ?
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URGNTZZ!!!!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Clone yourself, and go both ways. That way, one of you will be right.
Of course, as far as most managers are concerned all that means is one of you will be wrong... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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If only 
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If it is a life/death situation, go see him right away; if not, just wait until he finishes the conference call.
Weird question.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Consider putting a note on his/her table: 'whenever you have 5 minutes...'.
JM2B,
Pablo.
"Accident: An inevitable occurrence due to the action of immutable natural laws." (Ambrose Bierce, circa 1899).
"You are to act in the light of experience as guided by intelligence" (Rex Stout, "In the Best Families", 1950).
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Call finished, Boss runs from room, wait 5 mins, comes back (sound of flushing toilet!) show him problem, agrees with a "well that a s**tty design, they are the same aren't they?" phone rings back to call. looks like I'm bodging this afternoon
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Do something else and wait. *shrug*
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I've run it through the net and the answer is here[^]
speramus in juniperus
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Leave a sticky note on his monitor:
"Gone to meet daytime hooker, please call me back when you have five minutes..."
He should notice and call you back.
No memory stick has been harmed during establishment of this signature.
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Always keep the boss(es) in the loop. They love it.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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