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my first thought was "halloween" ... no that's wrong for sure i mean cmon who really thinks a ccc is that easy ... but ... it was ... nearly the right answer dang it 
but remember - i now totally know the answer of the ccc on Christmas - or should i say "Christween" ?
is this a signature ?
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The wrong answer.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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You don't have the spirit 
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That's because I'm nearly teetotal.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Really? Not even beer ? 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Nope - can't even remember the last time I had a beer.
I drank a glass of white wine last week though, if that helps?
(I used to drink a lot - more than a wine box a night for about twenty years - but I got bored with it and stopped about six years ago. Surprisingly few adverse effects! )
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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You stopped drinking because you wanted to or you needed to ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Wanted to. I just got fed up with not remembering the ends of films, and getting drunk and so on.
If I had needed to, I suspect it would have been a lot harder to stop than it was...as it was it was a damn sight easier than when I gave up smoking!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I gave up smoking!
How?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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He gave up sex as well, so he did not need that after-sex cigarette anymore.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I don't know about Griff, but I decided I wasn't enjoying it anymore and just stopped.
No drama - except a filthy temper for a couple of weeks - and now I haven't smoked for over four [or maybe it's five] years.
speramus in juniperus
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Patches. Each one lasted a week.
Horrible. I didn't sleep properly - I had incredibly lucid dreams the whole time - and my sense of smell came back with a bang. My sense of taste changed dramatically (I still can't eat as hot chillies as I enjoyed when I smoked). I hung onto the final patch for four weeks, like a comfort blanket, even though it had run out of nicotine ages ago. Not an experience I would want to go through again. I think what kept me going was that I was not enjoying smoking any more: I smoked because I had to. International flights were a living hell! Motivation is important IMHO: if you don't actually want to give up, you won't. If you "think you should" it's probably a lot, lot harder than if you "want to stop". I also didn't destroy my tobacco on Day One, because I didn't want to not smoke because I didn't have any - I wanted to not smoke because I didn't want a cigarette (if that makes any sense). When I took off the final patch, I chucked the tobacco because I didn't need it any more.
One of the motivators was to put the price of the cigarettes I would have smoked in a jar every day. At the end of the first month, take it all, and go spend it on a present for yourself, then again after six months - it's surprising how much free cash you get!
But completely worth it. I breathe better, I don't get the colds and such I used to, I don't stink all the time, I don't have burns in my shirts, I don't have yellow fingers, I'm much better off financially looking at the price of a pack now, I don't wake up and have to search for the cigarette I dreamt I was smoking...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I drank a glass of white wine last week though,
It's people like you causing the wine shortage. STOP IT!!!
speramus in juniperus
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Nah - I stocked up earlier on in the year!
(This is the same wine box I opened in February - does that count as hoarding? )
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I don't think so, I can smell it from here
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That's your socks...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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No thats you mouse smell like shity alcohol
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DNFTT
speramus in juniperus
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Since when have anklebiters in Australia started bludging the neighbors for lollies? Had to scare off three little gangs already tonight and is only 18:30.
(Zombies seem popular)
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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From Hells kicthen I see 
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At a local joke/toy shop you can buy candy with soap or anchovy taste.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man adapts the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw
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That's just evil.
Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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When this Merkin habit of sending small children out into the dark to knock on strangers doors and say "Trick or Treat" (even though they do not know what it means nor why they say it) started here in the UK, (In about 1983, I blame ET, although why the director, who is Jewish, would highlight a Christian festival based on a Pagan belief system is beyond me).
So when they come and knock on the door and say "Trick or Treat?" you reply "Trick please" and then stand there, steely-eyed, chiselled-chinned and with a bohemian, almost Rasputin-like detachment as they squirm and attempt to innovate a salient response.
It is so easy to screw with the brain of a 6 year old!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: It is so easy to screw with the brain of a 6 year old!
I'm glad you included "with the brain of", otherwise you'd be on the Stuart Hall Special.
speramus in juniperus
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