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Mod this through the fact I'm from the North and find these middle-class fripperies hilarious, but:
Tines up [^], tines down is a continental custom, and therefore to be discouraged.
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And that site is bookmarked to save future embarrassment 
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Ah, but oop north they cannot afford cutlery and often just eat straight from t'trough
Also, when eating soup, NEVER tilt the bowl, better to leave a little than tilt a bowl, and if it really is unavoidable, tilt away, not toward.
Ensure always that one arranges, where possible, that the guests are seated boy/girl/boy/girl.
Never allow 13 for dinner, if there are 13 diners, set a 14th place.
Wine should always be served by the man, a woman should NEVER pick up the wine bottle.
Hosts should always ensure that the eldermost lady be served first, guests should not start eating until the host sits.
Port should always be passed to the left (Port Side).
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Public School*, followed by collegiate university** dear boy: There is a difference between knowing the path, and finding the path ridiculous. 
* ish
** ish-ish.
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Dalek Dave wrote: a woman should NEVER pick up the wine bottle.
Well that is a no brainer; with most women they would likely swig it all. 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Well I hope not, mind you I haven't seen them in the same place at the same time!.....
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Movie Quote Of The Day
With Ten Bears, it was always more than a while. There was purpose in everything he did, and I knew he wanted me to stay. But I was sure of myself. I would be an excuse, and that's all the Army would need to find this place. I pushed him as far as I could to move the camp. But in the end, he only smiled and talked of simple pleasures. He reminded me that at his age, a good fire was better than anything. Ten Bears was an extraordinary man.
Which movie?
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Flashdance? The Animal House version?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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The Gummi Bears?
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Life and Times of Grizzly Adams
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One night in Luton?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The Jungle Book Reboot
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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The Cherokees
Reservoir Edition
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Wild? She was bloody livid when the bears woke her up!
speramus in juniperus
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"Diet and clean, really extreme farming perhaps?"(6,8)
Yesterday's CCC was unsolved, the answer was INSOMNIAC
Today's is harder I think. Good Luck.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Diet GROW THIN
and clean, DUST
really extreme RY
farming perhaps?
GROWTH INDUSTRY
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Well Done!
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Couldn't let you win twice, now could I? 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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I am seriously impressed! You are either an avatar of DD or a CCC god!
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Tom Lawton wrote: You are either an avatar of DD
Please! I have my standards.
He's an accountant!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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