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A total waste of sheep...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Well, it should make it easier for you to fall asleep. you don't have to count very far... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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because the La-Z-Boy[+] was invented today in 1928!
If that is not very important then I do not know what is. 
A moment of silence for Ed Schoemaker and his cousin Edward Knabusch...
Rest (in a La-Z-Boy) in Peace! 
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I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in ......
I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
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An oldie but a goodie and likewise true. 
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I'll have to try that! ^_^
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"Installing iTunes on your new laptop is like pebble-dashing[^] your new sports car"...
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I am straining to get this analogy: is it possible you are using "pebble-dashing" as defined in the Devil's Dictionary: warning: gross content: [^].
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Don't strain too hard 
No - just means it makes it slower and uglier.
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My home town, Crawley, is one of those proverbial "Polaroid moments" of all that is vile in architecture and building practice. There are some very tatty suburbs where pebble-dashing is rife. It looks vile when it's raining; it looks vile when it's sunny. We don't have any around our streets thankfully but in the 50s-built housing there is lots of it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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...until Olaf Pooley is 100 years old.
Who he?
Wiki[^]
Piccy from 1970[^]
Pooley was born in Poole, convenient that!
If he makes it he will be the only male actor to have appeared in Dr Who to make it to 100 years old (And only the second person ever)
He is also the oldest living person to have appeared in Star Trek.
And one of only 14 Living actors to have been in Star Trek and Dr Who.
(Deep Roy is the only actor ever to have appeared in ST,DW and SW!)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Bloody hell, DD, has nobody died today?
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Bloody hell, DD, has nobody died today?
I just did... inside a little.
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Not any more than Leslie
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Need I say more? YES!!!
I did a change of address for license and car last March (have a confirmation!).
Login to see when this years 'fees' are due and see that the change of address they confirmed 11 months ago was rejected a few days later. No idea why and no notification even though they have my email address.
There is a 90 minute wait on the phone and no email address available. I paid the fees anyway and now I have to hope that the mail redirect actually still works (paid through until March).
Tried to do it online but the system rejected my details even though I took them off the registration.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going to drop by the AAA and see if they can help.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Well, happy birthday anyway. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So 'business' as usual then.
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We need national healthcare so we can get this same outstanding level of service in life or death situations too!
To whom it may concern: Please don't respond with serious comments about the merits of nationalized healthcare. This was a joke. Pure & simple! No need to turn it into a Soapbox discussion. If you feel you must respond in some fashion and believe that the US government is the best choice for dispensing healthcare to Americans just vote the message down.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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mark merrens wrote: Need I say more?
Yes. Start from what is DMV and AAA. No really. I guess these are US based government agencies to get driver permits.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Department of Motor Vehicles
American Automobile Association
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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there are some more who feel irritated when potential employers say, "We will get back to you" and never do? I would appreciate them telling me why they don't want me. Really, that will help me ahead.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Yes, it would be nice to have a reason, but, I don't think many companies will give you a reason.
Perhaps a 'thanks, but no thanks', but I think even that has gone the way of the dodo since resumes are now predominately electronic.
A shame really...
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I didn't even got that. I was kind of stalker or pervert or whatever to send email to HR asking what happened. I specifically mentioned that yes or no does not bother me but tell me a reason so I can improve myself. Never received a response. To me, this is unprofessional.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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