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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One but he has to spend a year writing an extensible framework to arbitrary change things first and then a custom module for the specific type of light bulb.
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You're either exaggerating or I'm a super programmer, because it only took me 6 months
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you must have missed the spec changes v1,v2,v3,v4,v5,v6.....v1000123
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Maybe I'm not that good after all... I've only ever heard of "v1" before 
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Yeah - but that is because the salesman promised they would be hot-swappable components.
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I'm a "duct tape programmer", it only took me 1 minute, and nothing is reusable.
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote: Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A; None - it is a hardware problem. 
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The Poke[^] have the rules all sorted out.
I'm hoping the Somalis take deCaprio so I got double. 
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Didn't know who Jennifer Lawrence was so googled and this[^] is the first result.
5 points for the best joke.
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Pick any one of her quotes really.
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You did not know who Jennifer Lawrence was  ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Sort of. I knew she was the bird from Silver Linings but that's it.
Hadn't realised she was the girl from Hunger Games too though. 
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I still don't know who she is.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Me too. Never heard of it until now.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I dont know about you but i wont be watching the Oscars. There are few other games i would like to play. For example Diablo 3. The rule of this game is as follows:
1 Diablo 3 account
2 Pizza
3 Beer
4 More beer
The person has to log into his account and play Diablo while eating and drinking at the appropriate moments. And because we have national holiday on 3rth i get to play 3 straight days :P
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I'm hoping the Somalis take deCaprio so I got double. 
Clickety[^]
thatrajaCode converters | Education Needed
No thanks, I am all stocked up. - Luc Pattyn
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is - Henry Minute
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Why put it in a landfill?
Drag it out into the ocean and let little fishies eat it. Sheesh.
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You did that on Porpoise.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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GenJerDan wrote: Drag it out into the ocean
err. That's where it came from and it ended up on the beach and if they did it again it would end up on another beach.
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Not a naturally tenable place for a whale.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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That's what Nobel invented dynamite for.
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Bad Idea[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Well.....you blow it up after towing it out a mile or so.
(I figured someone would find that video. :p )
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Weight it done with rocks, then tow it out to sea and dump it.
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