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Fixed that headline for you! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Howard is an elected official and not a doctor."
I was surprised to learn that a Coroner is not required to have a medical degree.
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Amazing. That is why they used to tie a string to a bell so that keepers in a cemetery could dig up people who were burried alive. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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That's twice now in a month or so I heard about something like this happening.
Bring out yer dead.....
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It happens every afternoon here, just around quitting time.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: It happens every afternoon here, just around quitting time.
Don't stand blocking the door when the herd stampedes. 
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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JimmyRopes wrote: dig up people who were burried alive.
OBE[^]
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Sure I heard about coffins with a web cam in so people can check you're still dead.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The obvious cause of this so-called miracle is that the man's family called him "Snowball," and, as the old saying goes: "there's not a snowball's chance in Hell."
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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+5
/ravi
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Gives new meaning of Snowballs chance in hell...wasn't his time! 
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First, make he's dead.
*BLAM*
Yes, he's dead.
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competing with Undertaker??
.:>GSN<:.
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None, it's a hardware problem.
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None, you can do anything in software.
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I can't tell if you agree with yourself or are arguing with yourself.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Leslie Nielsen could tell you!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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None, changing light bulbs was not part of the job description.
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I'll go with 2, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 2 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.
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jeron1 wrote: I'll go with 10, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 10 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.
FTFY
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Of course, what was I thinking!? here have a 101!
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and they choose the ladder...
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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What about the consultant hired by management in the vain hope that they will figure out a solution while the other two are fighting?
Or doesn't the consultant count as a developer?
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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